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The Real Keith 🌅🌊🪷🌁
@therealkl.bsky.social
🎭 Actor 📸 Amateur photographer 📝Writer

Proud father of two sons and one pooch; fan of Batman, Star Wars, and the San Francisco Giants; seasoned Disneyland guide.
Photos are all mine and credited, unless stated otherwise; all rights reserved.
I was four years old and inconsolable in the parking lot after the movie was over. I couldn’t understand how people chose to be mean to Kong. I remember cheering when Kong smashed the helicopters.
To this day, Jessica Lange makes me swoon.
December 17, 2025 at 4:52 PM
⬆️ This could be my favorite post I’ve seen on BlueSky.
December 17, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Those are some pretty sweet yellow pants. Bro is making a statement.
December 3, 2025 at 10:34 PM
So you devote paragraphs going into how he is/will be a trillionaire only to reveal that his “clap back” was saying that she isn’t the sharpest tool in the shed—really?
Why suck up? Why not write, “Despite his trillionaire status, all Musk can muster is barely wittier than, ‘Nuh UH!’?
November 18, 2025 at 7:33 AM
He’ll do well in prison.
November 18, 2025 at 7:25 AM
My President.
November 12, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Pigs. Lower than pigs. (I’d like to apologize to actual pigs.)
November 6, 2025 at 8:40 AM
What an abject douchebag.
November 6, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Such majesty and elegance. The clouds, water, and sunset are okay too, I guess.
November 4, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Anna, this is a master class in reporting and journalistic integrity. It is astonishingly clear that she is out of her depth. She’s the one who opened her ignorant, meritless mouth and revealed as much.
October 21, 2025 at 5:08 AM