The Original Mandyque
@therealmandyque.bsky.social
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The other Mandyque is an imposter! Pronouns: she/her Unpaid carer Economically inactive Owns a flat screen TV Woke af "Aggressively poetic" - MP Chris McDonald QOTSA fangirl
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Phlebotomists tend to say 'sharp scratch' in my
experience
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Captain Hotknives has a song about antigravity cats
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Teessider and, same. Glass and ass rhyme.
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The jobcentre assumes this too. Problem is, if you are someone who is self employed because you can't get a job in your field of work, and aren't earning much, they want to wash their hands of you and turns you away from claiming top up benefits. They assume you are loaded. Many are not.
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You think pedestrians should just walk out in front of moving vehicles without considering that they won't be able to stop in time to avoid hitting you? It's hardly blaming pedestrians, it's making sure that you don't end up broken or worse because you stepped out without looking.
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Kids would HATE it, they would hate to go and would probably skip out at the first opportunity
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Shame you couldn't have read Das Kapital instead
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I'd have changed it too if I were you!
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Sort out your marriage, or split up so you can both go and find happiness elsewhere. Seriously, nobody needs to be in a marriage that doesn't make them happy any more.
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Sweetie, there's this thing called bisexuality, look it up! Although, if you feel the need to cheat on your husband with women, you need to consider whether commitment is for you.
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I'm baffled by that too. You still have to put the clothes and detergent in, then go and get it out to dry when the machine is done. So what's the point?
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I'm so sorry this is happening. I keep reminding people that anti-genocide is not the same as antisemitism, but nazis are being empowered at the moment. I'm not Jewish but I have zero problem with people who are. I hate nazis and murderers, and I'm so sorry that your community is mourning today.
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The higher up the pecking order they are, the more likely they're taking credit for someone else's work
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I'm sure I could come up with 10 even worse songs
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Happy single retirement when she finds out!
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There are plenty of women queuing up to find a man who isn't obsessed with it though, so there is that...
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Especially on a Sunday. Like, wtf?
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If you're getting beans I'd get that looked at by a doctor
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Do yourself a favour and just admit it. Nothing worse than going through that charade then splitting up
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And so you should! PE are the dons of rap music and still hitting it hard ✊
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I did that in a Yahoo chat room back in 2002, so many DM pop ups and A/S/L requests. Changed it to a man's name and chatted in peace!
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On the other hand, it's easier if their father was a pain in the arse 😂 we might get the hard bits, but when they're grown, they'll remember who put in the work for them ❤️