ControlledMagic
@therealmrbenn.bsky.social
If you knew me on X / Twitter, here I am!
I’d thought most would get the orange hued references….
January 20, 2026 at 6:53 PM
I’d thought most would get the orange hued references….
Look after yourself Missy. x
January 19, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Look after yourself Missy. x
What’s wrong Missy?
January 19, 2026 at 6:51 PM
What’s wrong Missy?
I’d let you use that…
January 19, 2026 at 4:03 PM
I’d let you use that…
How is the fact that he finds it tedious your problem?! What an utter pillock! How far up his own arse could he be?!
January 19, 2026 at 10:29 AM
How is the fact that he finds it tedious your problem?! What an utter pillock! How far up his own arse could he be?!
Good morning, Miss Brown.
January 19, 2026 at 10:05 AM
Good morning, Miss Brown.
Will do my best… have a job at Burgess Hill, so diary possibilities….
January 18, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Will do my best… have a job at Burgess Hill, so diary possibilities….
I reckon that’s plastic… 😁
January 18, 2026 at 10:52 PM
I reckon that’s plastic… 😁
Just can’t get enough quality guidance, Moomins!
January 18, 2026 at 1:20 PM
Just can’t get enough quality guidance, Moomins!
You can keep that thing to yourself!! 😁
January 17, 2026 at 8:49 PM
You can keep that thing to yourself!! 😁
Hello Miss Brown and thank you for following me! I’ll be on my best behaviour, promise…
January 16, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Hello Miss Brown and thank you for following me! I’ll be on my best behaviour, promise…
I suspect you could peel a banana using those toes?! 😁
January 16, 2026 at 7:35 PM
I suspect you could peel a banana using those toes?! 😁
In which case, that is the brush Bifferlar will give you…
January 16, 2026 at 3:48 PM
In which case, that is the brush Bifferlar will give you…
I think that’s me in the pic! 😁
January 16, 2026 at 3:33 PM
I think that’s me in the pic! 😁
Do I recognise that hairbrush?
January 16, 2026 at 3:23 PM
Do I recognise that hairbrush?