Dear Kristi Noem,

It's lonely in our basement. Can you tell me what the Sun is like?

People will mistake me for a lib.

I betcha they expect us to pay for it.

Would there be margaritas in El Salvador?

No, but I do remember Machado thanking Trump on X.

These days, Impeachment is a badge of honor. And if Trump is removed, the first thing Vance will do as President is to pardon Trump federally.

I don't miss being a leftist.

Ooooh, good comeback.

November's coming, anyway.

And that is your opinion.