Stͭaͣndͩaͣrͬdͩ Saͣmͫ
@therealsambles.bsky.social
♎ 29 // Oxford, UK | ENFP | Just a lil' guy
folks will see a video of a dog or a cat wearing a hat and be like "I'd die for him" 🤠 It's me, I'm folks
July 9, 2025 at 1:51 PM
folks will see a video of a dog or a cat wearing a hat and be like "I'd die for him" 🤠 It's me, I'm folks
My stages of drunk pretty much go
• In love with my friends
• In love with myself
• In love with everything
• Crisis
• In love with everything
• God iv made an awful mistake
• In love with my friends
• In love with myself
• In love with everything
• Crisis
• In love with everything
• God iv made an awful mistake
July 4, 2025 at 4:40 PM
My stages of drunk pretty much go
• In love with my friends
• In love with myself
• In love with everything
• Crisis
• In love with everything
• God iv made an awful mistake
• In love with my friends
• In love with myself
• In love with everything
• Crisis
• In love with everything
• God iv made an awful mistake
So I just paid off my car finance, literally saved up thousands and wiped out a chunk of debt so I'm debt-free
and then my credit score not only drops...it plummets. It's the worst it's ever been in my adult life, literally dropped by ~200.
MAKE IT MAKE SENSE???
and then my credit score not only drops...it plummets. It's the worst it's ever been in my adult life, literally dropped by ~200.
MAKE IT MAKE SENSE???
June 26, 2025 at 2:56 PM
So I just paid off my car finance, literally saved up thousands and wiped out a chunk of debt so I'm debt-free
and then my credit score not only drops...it plummets. It's the worst it's ever been in my adult life, literally dropped by ~200.
MAKE IT MAKE SENSE???
and then my credit score not only drops...it plummets. It's the worst it's ever been in my adult life, literally dropped by ~200.
MAKE IT MAKE SENSE???
Finally got around to doing my homework (answered two weeks of messages, finally watched the 50+ tiktoks and reels ive been sent) 💪
April 29, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Finally got around to doing my homework (answered two weeks of messages, finally watched the 50+ tiktoks and reels ive been sent) 💪
So I'm trying to slowly phase out/lower my meat consumption and I am a HUGE fan of hotdogs, so I thought I'd look at veggie alternatives and this article just looks like they're bashing veggie dogs 😭😂 I can't–
April 1, 2025 at 10:54 AM
So I'm trying to slowly phase out/lower my meat consumption and I am a HUGE fan of hotdogs, so I thought I'd look at veggie alternatives and this article just looks like they're bashing veggie dogs 😭😂 I can't–
In classic British fashion, I spent the first few minutes of my date yesterday talking about the weather 💀 Luckily it seems we both have the same flavour of neurodivergence because she was THRILLED to talk about it
March 24, 2025 at 4:55 PM
In classic British fashion, I spent the first few minutes of my date yesterday talking about the weather 💀 Luckily it seems we both have the same flavour of neurodivergence because she was THRILLED to talk about it
I'm not even kidding when I say I genuinely think therapy fixed me. I'm more insufferable and therefore powerful than I've ever been before!
March 4, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I'm not even kidding when I say I genuinely think therapy fixed me. I'm more insufferable and therefore powerful than I've ever been before!
please February not this, January already did this to me
February 4, 2025 at 10:32 PM
please February not this, January already did this to me
the guy who came up with today's wordle, your mom's a hoe
February 3, 2025 at 10:43 AM
the guy who came up with today's wordle, your mom's a hoe
Side-by-side comparison with an actual Neo-Nazi doing a "sieg heil" gesture. There's 0 doubt, but draw your own conclusions I guess
January 22, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Side-by-side comparison with an actual Neo-Nazi doing a "sieg heil" gesture. There's 0 doubt, but draw your own conclusions I guess
I really wanted to message this girl I matched with in Tinder recently, but my friend pointed out that in one of her photos she "kinda looks like my ex" and now I simply cannot 💀
January 21, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I really wanted to message this girl I matched with in Tinder recently, but my friend pointed out that in one of her photos she "kinda looks like my ex" and now I simply cannot 💀
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how do I politely tell my mum that her excessive use of exclamation marks piques my anxiety in a way that's hard to put into words but I feel people would get? 🫠
January 21, 2025 at 12:17 PM
how do I politely tell my mum that her excessive use of exclamation marks piques my anxiety in a way that's hard to put into words but I feel people would get? 🫠
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Elon Musk gave two back to back Nazi salutes at the Trump inauguration parade
January 20, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Elon Musk gave two back to back Nazi salutes at the Trump inauguration parade
Being an adult is Morpheus offering you the red or blue pill, but instead it's my housemate and the pills are Paracetamol or Ibuprofen
January 7, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Being an adult is Morpheus offering you the red or blue pill, but instead it's my housemate and the pills are Paracetamol or Ibuprofen
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Just sums up X doesn't it?
January 6, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Just sums up X doesn't it?
I'm still not over the fact that one of my friends hosted a Halloween party, and it *wasn't* a costume party. Is that not BLASPHEMY??!?? It was a party which I actually didn't end up going to, but my housemate (and close friend) turned up to in full costume – and everyone else was regularly dressed
January 7, 2025 at 11:20 AM
I'm still not over the fact that one of my friends hosted a Halloween party, and it *wasn't* a costume party. Is that not BLASPHEMY??!?? It was a party which I actually didn't end up going to, but my housemate (and close friend) turned up to in full costume – and everyone else was regularly dressed
Bro just say ass, just say kill we know what you mean why are we self-censoring?
December 27, 2024 at 11:47 AM
Bro just say ass, just say kill we know what you mean why are we self-censoring?
anyone else get dead emotional at the end of a good day? like an endorphin comedown or something?
I've just seen an old friend for the first time in a few months and had a really goddamn good day and now I wanna cry 🥺
I've just seen an old friend for the first time in a few months and had a really goddamn good day and now I wanna cry 🥺
December 22, 2024 at 9:46 PM
anyone else get dead emotional at the end of a good day? like an endorphin comedown or something?
I've just seen an old friend for the first time in a few months and had a really goddamn good day and now I wanna cry 🥺
I've just seen an old friend for the first time in a few months and had a really goddamn good day and now I wanna cry 🥺
People using FTM for "First Time Mothers" annoys me so disproportionately. Like you literally know that acronym has a use, and why does that particular phrase need an acronym???
December 16, 2024 at 6:32 PM
People using FTM for "First Time Mothers" annoys me so disproportionately. Like you literally know that acronym has a use, and why does that particular phrase need an acronym???
Me: "Please universe, send me a sign or something"
This f*king thing: "Poor. Rich. 😌"
This f*king thing: "Poor. Rich. 😌"
November 27, 2024 at 12:26 AM
Me: "Please universe, send me a sign or something"
This f*king thing: "Poor. Rich. 😌"
This f*king thing: "Poor. Rich. 😌"
My growing book collection and my inability to actually make the time to read them 🤝 My steam library after sales and my executive dysfunction to actually play them
buying video games to fill up your steam library is a different hobby to actually playing the games lol
November 27, 2024 at 12:24 AM
My growing book collection and my inability to actually make the time to read them 🤝 My steam library after sales and my executive dysfunction to actually play them
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"Why have I been feeling down lately?"
*Streetlights start turning on at 2:00*
"Yeah, that'll do it"
*Streetlights start turning on at 2:00*
"Yeah, that'll do it"
November 25, 2024 at 11:38 PM
"Why have I been feeling down lately?"
*Streetlights start turning on at 2:00*
"Yeah, that'll do it"
*Streetlights start turning on at 2:00*
"Yeah, that'll do it"
I'm gonna die alone 😂😂😭😂💀
November 26, 2024 at 12:45 AM
I'm gonna die alone 😂😂😭😂💀
weird/kinda specific icks I've found on dating apps
- boring prompts (obvs)
- all ur photos are too high quality
- no bio at all
- more group pics than solo pics
- "still figuring it out"
- ur name is the same as an ex's
- Eminem as ur too artist
- crossfit
- "I'll like ur dog more than u"
- boring prompts (obvs)
- all ur photos are too high quality
- no bio at all
- more group pics than solo pics
- "still figuring it out"
- ur name is the same as an ex's
- Eminem as ur too artist
- crossfit
- "I'll like ur dog more than u"
November 26, 2024 at 12:45 AM
weird/kinda specific icks I've found on dating apps
- boring prompts (obvs)
- all ur photos are too high quality
- no bio at all
- more group pics than solo pics
- "still figuring it out"
- ur name is the same as an ex's
- Eminem as ur too artist
- crossfit
- "I'll like ur dog more than u"
- boring prompts (obvs)
- all ur photos are too high quality
- no bio at all
- more group pics than solo pics
- "still figuring it out"
- ur name is the same as an ex's
- Eminem as ur too artist
- crossfit
- "I'll like ur dog more than u"