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Michael Schatz
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Elbows up
You have learned the secret of parenthood!
December 16, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Tomorrow, you'll wake up and they'll be turning 30.
December 16, 2025 at 5:08 PM
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
December 15, 2025 at 1:16 PM
You can't handle the truth!
December 15, 2025 at 1:07 PM
May his volume always go to 11.
December 15, 2025 at 12:40 PM
I had to look that up to be sure.
December 11, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Zee microfeelm.
December 10, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Is Monty still out? If so, this isn't a shock.
December 9, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I think so
December 8, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Hey now... I'm old, but not THAT old.
December 5, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I'm old enough to remember when outdoor patios downtown first became a thing.
December 5, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Just watched the footage. Three "Why"'s followed by "I don't know, some hard black stick"
December 4, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Why... Why?
December 4, 2025 at 2:44 PM
A while back, I Googled "Are William and Alexandre Carrier related". The AI response told me that they were brothers, that William played for Montreal and Alex was retired. All incorrect.
December 4, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Well, can you prove he DIDN'T keep the hurricanes away? Checkmate, nerd.
December 3, 2025 at 12:48 PM
It's this still available? Will you take $5 and also deliver it to me?
November 30, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I wonder how many times since the GH opened that something like that has happened...
November 30, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen

Matt Minglewood
Robert Plant
Pink Floyd
Kings of Leon
Kaleo
November 28, 2025 at 3:07 PM
He probably found it in a dumpster while walking into the stadium. I saw him perform with a plastic kid's guitar once.
November 27, 2025 at 8:02 PM
"I just hope we win a game!"
November 26, 2025 at 7:32 PM
The Holy Grail
Shaun of the Dead
November 24, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Jacket cover colour...
November 22, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I hear Frederictonians are particularly surly, and the worst drivers on the planet as well.
November 18, 2025 at 11:13 AM
The trailer looks painful.
November 14, 2025 at 3:02 AM