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Once a man announced he’d sit on my throne. I replied, “You might want to be careful with your timing.”
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Sorry it did not work out
November 23, 2024 at 10:12 PM
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Mc Fly Thru
November 26, 2024 at 8:07 AM
yeni gelmedik piç kuruları geri geldik
April 4, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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one time some guy in istanbul
took a shit out of his pocket
and placed it on a bus seat
to frame a stray dog
who rides the bus everyday
June 11, 2023 at 3:23 PM
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If you're going to cry, let's not play.
June 30, 2023 at 5:55 AM
If you're going to cry, let's not play.
June 30, 2023 at 5:55 AM
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on twitter it’s called “cancelling” but on bsky we just don’t let them even start
June 29, 2023 at 6:38 AM
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i hate when tiktoks are minutes long but they don’t let you fast forward
June 25, 2023 at 8:08 PM
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Özbek tangası.
June 19, 2023 at 9:20 AM
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i accidentally had my sexual content preferences on hide and now i see there’s so many boobs on bsky than i thought
June 23, 2023 at 12:17 PM
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orcas are coming for the planes now
June 20, 2023 at 9:48 PM
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Tacik saksosu.
June 14, 2023 at 12:03 AM
It's one of those nights when you wake up feeling like a VIP because the nightclub bracelet is still on your wrist
June 11, 2023 at 7:06 AM
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“i’m also into pegging”
June 10, 2023 at 4:52 AM
I am too young to be a sugar daddy and too old to sugarcoat the realities of modern relationships
June 9, 2023 at 5:56 AM
Tbh, I can't help but think of beer pong every time I say "skeet" - it's like Twitter went on spring break, got wasted, and woke up with someone near them yelling, "Duuude, you totally skeeted last night!"
June 1, 2023 at 7:57 AM