Chris Palatucci
@therealtooch.bsky.social
Done with Twitter and seeking normality.
#lifesciences #recruiting #firefighter #cooking #snowboarding
#lifesciences #recruiting #firefighter #cooking #snowboarding
Die Hard is definitely not a Christmas movie. Fight me.
December 20, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Die Hard is definitely not a Christmas movie. Fight me.
Honestly, can we please stop Yankee Swaps?
December 10, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Honestly, can we please stop Yankee Swaps?
Reposted by Chris Palatucci
I am looking for a PostDoc to join my group at Genentech to drive the development of proteomics technologies to fuel target and therapeutic discovery and development. Check out the link below!
careers.gene.com/us/en/job/20...
careers.gene.com/us/en/job/20...
November 25, 2025 at 12:39 AM
I am looking for a PostDoc to join my group at Genentech to drive the development of proteomics technologies to fuel target and therapeutic discovery and development. Check out the link below!
careers.gene.com/us/en/job/20...
careers.gene.com/us/en/job/20...
White House staffers frantically hiding all the ketchup rn
November 13, 2025 at 4:14 AM
White House staffers frantically hiding all the ketchup rn
Am I the only one who routinely finds random logoed napkins in their suit coat pockets and then tries to remember what lame event they were at six months ago which is about how often I wear a suit these days?
November 7, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Am I the only one who routinely finds random logoed napkins in their suit coat pockets and then tries to remember what lame event they were at six months ago which is about how often I wear a suit these days?
Honest to god are we still unclear about Reply and Reply All??
October 21, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Honest to god are we still unclear about Reply and Reply All??
FFS stop sending 20 page messages on the LinkedIn messaging app, the worst of its kind. We are first- degree connections. You have my email.
September 25, 2025 at 8:07 PM
FFS stop sending 20 page messages on the LinkedIn messaging app, the worst of its kind. We are first- degree connections. You have my email.
Reposted by Chris Palatucci
RICK STEVES:
"THINK WHAT CAN HAPPEN WHEN A SOCIETY DOESN'T TAKE THE THREAT OF AUTOCRACY SERIOUSLY"
"THINK WHAT CAN HAPPEN WHEN A SOCIETY DOESN'T TAKE THE THREAT OF AUTOCRACY SERIOUSLY"
September 7, 2025 at 5:46 PM
RICK STEVES:
"THINK WHAT CAN HAPPEN WHEN A SOCIETY DOESN'T TAKE THE THREAT OF AUTOCRACY SERIOUSLY"
"THINK WHAT CAN HAPPEN WHEN A SOCIETY DOESN'T TAKE THE THREAT OF AUTOCRACY SERIOUSLY"
What app does by far the most annoyingly frequent updates and why is it Chrome?
September 5, 2025 at 2:54 PM
What app does by far the most annoyingly frequent updates and why is it Chrome?
No words
Pfizer’s CEO defends Covid vaccines, suggests Trump may deserve a Nobel Peace Prize
Pfizer CEO Albert Bourla defended the development of Covid vaccines and suggested President Trump may deserve a Nobel Peace Prize because of Operation Warp Speed.
www.statnews.com
September 3, 2025 at 8:19 PM
No words
Reposted by Chris Palatucci
Trump now at 37% approve/55% disapprove. On July 16, was at 40%/54%.
Voters are gradually moving away from Trump. But elites continue to accommodate and acquiesce to him. So his authoritarian project marches ahead.
poll.qu.edu/poll-release...
Voters are gradually moving away from Trump. But elites continue to accommodate and acquiesce to him. So his authoritarian project marches ahead.
poll.qu.edu/poll-release...
Majority Of Voters Oppose Deploying National Guard To D.C.,
Quinnipiac University National Poll Finds;
Support Drops For U.S. Military Aid To Israel As 50% Think Israel Is
Committing Genocide In G...
"Posting the National Guard in D.C. to fight local crime gets faint support, with independent voters giving the deployment a big thumbs down," said Quinnipiac University Polling Analyst Tim Malloy.
poll.qu.edu
August 27, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Trump now at 37% approve/55% disapprove. On July 16, was at 40%/54%.
Voters are gradually moving away from Trump. But elites continue to accommodate and acquiesce to him. So his authoritarian project marches ahead.
poll.qu.edu/poll-release...
Voters are gradually moving away from Trump. But elites continue to accommodate and acquiesce to him. So his authoritarian project marches ahead.
poll.qu.edu/poll-release...
Reposted by Chris Palatucci
NEW QUINNIPIAC POLL:
Trump approval rating: 37%
Trump's handling of:
Crime: - 12
Russia/Ukraine: -12
Foreign Policy: -16
Economy: -18
Trade: -18
Israel/Hamas/Gaza: -19
Sending weapons to Israel: -28
National Guard to DC: -15
Epstein files: -48
Smithsonian: -27
poll.qu.edu/poll-release...
Trump approval rating: 37%
Trump's handling of:
Crime: - 12
Russia/Ukraine: -12
Foreign Policy: -16
Economy: -18
Trade: -18
Israel/Hamas/Gaza: -19
Sending weapons to Israel: -28
National Guard to DC: -15
Epstein files: -48
Smithsonian: -27
poll.qu.edu/poll-release...
Majority Of Voters Oppose Deploying National Guard To D.C.,
Quinnipiac University National Poll Finds;
Support Drops For U.S. Military Aid To Israel As 50% Think Israel Is
Committing Genocide In G...
"Posting the National Guard in D.C. to fight local crime gets faint support, with independent voters giving the deployment a big thumbs down," said Quinnipiac University Polling Analyst Tim Malloy.
poll.qu.edu
August 27, 2025 at 9:12 PM
NEW QUINNIPIAC POLL:
Trump approval rating: 37%
Trump's handling of:
Crime: - 12
Russia/Ukraine: -12
Foreign Policy: -16
Economy: -18
Trade: -18
Israel/Hamas/Gaza: -19
Sending weapons to Israel: -28
National Guard to DC: -15
Epstein files: -48
Smithsonian: -27
poll.qu.edu/poll-release...
Trump approval rating: 37%
Trump's handling of:
Crime: - 12
Russia/Ukraine: -12
Foreign Policy: -16
Economy: -18
Trade: -18
Israel/Hamas/Gaza: -19
Sending weapons to Israel: -28
National Guard to DC: -15
Epstein files: -48
Smithsonian: -27
poll.qu.edu/poll-release...
Reposted by Chris Palatucci
Because nothing says “you should feel free to come visit Washington” like standing in front of dozens of armed soldiers next to a guy who thinks women shouldn’t be able to vote 🙃
August 20, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Because nothing says “you should feel free to come visit Washington” like standing in front of dozens of armed soldiers next to a guy who thinks women shouldn’t be able to vote 🙃
Reposted by Chris Palatucci
From this morning's @axios.com Pro Rata:
Where it stands: Security inside New York's office buildings is already fairly locked down — it's not clear how much more can be done without alienating clients, employees, and other visitors.
How about address the problem?
Where it stands: Security inside New York's office buildings is already fairly locked down — it's not clear how much more can be done without alienating clients, employees, and other visitors.
How about address the problem?
July 30, 2025 at 1:40 PM
From this morning's @axios.com Pro Rata:
Where it stands: Security inside New York's office buildings is already fairly locked down — it's not clear how much more can be done without alienating clients, employees, and other visitors.
How about address the problem?
Where it stands: Security inside New York's office buildings is already fairly locked down — it's not clear how much more can be done without alienating clients, employees, and other visitors.
How about address the problem?
At least he’s predictably childish and thus it’s so easy to push his buttons.
apnews.com/article/sout... 'South Park' co-creator jokes he's 'terribly sorry' over premiere that drew White House anger
apnews.com/article/sout... 'South Park' co-creator jokes he's 'terribly sorry' over premiere that drew White House anger
'South Park' co-creator jokes he's 'terribly sorry' over premiere that drew White House anger
“South Park” co-creator Trey Parker has briefly responded to anger from the White House over the season premiere of the animated series.
apnews.com
July 25, 2025 at 6:30 PM
At least he’s predictably childish and thus it’s so easy to push his buttons.
apnews.com/article/sout... 'South Park' co-creator jokes he's 'terribly sorry' over premiere that drew White House anger
apnews.com/article/sout... 'South Park' co-creator jokes he's 'terribly sorry' over premiere that drew White House anger
Just putting this here. No reason.
June 27, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Just putting this here. No reason.
Reposted by Chris Palatucci
Well this about sums up the current shitshow of an “administration”
Exclusive: Staff of FEMA were left baffled after the head of the US disaster agency said during a briefing that he had not been aware the country has a hurricane season, according to four sources familiar with the situation reut.rs/3HAP8qI
Exclusive: FEMA staff confused after head said he was unaware of US hurricane season, sources say
Staff of the Federal Emergency Management Agency were left baffled on Monday after the head of the U.S. disaster agency said during a briefing that he had not been aware the country has a hurricane season, according to four sources familiar with the situation.
reut.rs
June 3, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Well this about sums up the current shitshow of an “administration”
Translation:
The party of personal freedom wants your kid to sacrifice their dolls so they can build bigger guns. Literally.
The party of personal freedom wants your kid to sacrifice their dolls so they can build bigger guns. Literally.
JD Vance’s defense of Trump’s doll austerity was even weirder and more offputting than you’d expect
May 8, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Translation:
The party of personal freedom wants your kid to sacrifice their dolls so they can build bigger guns. Literally.
The party of personal freedom wants your kid to sacrifice their dolls so they can build bigger guns. Literally.
Is it ok to run over a tech bro VC who’s walking slowly down the middle of the parking lot with AirPods in staring at his phone oblivious to the car behind him that’s trying to be on time for a meeting?
Asking for myself.
Asking for myself.
May 8, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Is it ok to run over a tech bro VC who’s walking slowly down the middle of the parking lot with AirPods in staring at his phone oblivious to the car behind him that’s trying to be on time for a meeting?
Asking for myself.
Asking for myself.
Only in the current alternate reality does this headline make sense.
May 7, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Only in the current alternate reality does this headline make sense.
I know I’m late to the game here, but now that I’m binging Yellowstone, why didn’t they just call it “Sopranos: Montana”?
Season three and the body count is like 47 ffs.
Season three and the body count is like 47 ffs.
May 7, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I know I’m late to the game here, but now that I’m binging Yellowstone, why didn’t they just call it “Sopranos: Montana”?
Season three and the body count is like 47 ffs.
Season three and the body count is like 47 ffs.
It has already happened.
April 19, 2025 at 9:45 AM
It has already happened.
Dear everyone in the life sciences industry who voted for a narcissistic man-baby imbecile: I hope you’re happy.
March 31, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Dear everyone in the life sciences industry who voted for a narcissistic man-baby imbecile: I hope you’re happy.