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The Real Uncle Sam™
@therealunclesam.bsky.social
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therealunclesam.bsky.social
@katmabu.bsky.social I figured out what she's looking at, I think? Because surely, she can't think jorts are what cooch is, can she? 🤔 Is she like that?!? 😯 Gfg. The chafing- 😳
Clearly a cooch to Leatherface.
July 2, 2025 at 2:33 PM
therealunclesam.bsky.social
Apparently, family names may be associated with the same kind of hateful conduct all over the world and entirely removed from each other. As it turns out, hate is genetically inherited and racist, and bigoted genocidal behavior has a heritable link.
Don't fuck these people. Cept with forks & sporks.
The friendliest looking group of ladies waving rainbow flags juxtaposed next to a flat bed truck carrying two steel reinforced plastic containers w/manure that a vandal used to try to stop a Pride Parade in Ballymena, County Antrim, Northern Ireland, the brand on the side of the flatbed says, "NUGENT,"
June 30, 2025 at 4:29 PM
therealunclesam.bsky.social
Peter Thiel.
Dunno why everybody shares Larp so much, even when they identify Thiel.
Peter Thiel, actual billionaire behind Palantir, has Puppet CEO Alexander Karp that is the image usually connected to Palantir and it shouldn't be so much since this is the worse Nazi who really still runs it anyways.
June 3, 2025 at 6:58 PM
therealunclesam.bsky.social
Look. Nothing related. *Yawn* Dumb Pig is dumb.
FAST signs of a stroke. Nothing related.
June 2, 2025 at 7:18 PM
therealunclesam.bsky.social
@hrc.org did I do okay on the alt text copy?
A black background poster of a cartoon bald eagle, it's lines are bold & heavy . It's head is turned one eye addresses the audience. It's white head has a slight pink tint where a beard would be & pink eye shadow w/long lashes & an open, happy, golden, shiny beak above a straight shot bursting rainbow like a red carpet would be, as if the Eagle is landing. The magnificent eagle has a brown body & golden feet, with pink claws. Below are the tail feathers, 9 total, black on the outer two, then two brown, then two aqua, two white, & the last, biggest one is pink. They form a chevron. Wings are folding & the exposed tops facing audience are colored as the flag of equality with the original rainbow sexuality equality forming the bars of the, Stars & Stripes, & the Two Spirit Trans & gender inclusive colors forming the topmost section of the wings. It has an HRC buckled parachute harness. Below bold print, "THESE COLORS DON'T RUN" HRC symbol & name, copy. Below Stars colored inclusively.
June 1, 2025 at 7:30 PM
therealunclesam.bsky.social
He means at that specific moment.
He's notifying his dealer.
Muskratfucker verified account Twitter post saying, "I'm not on ketamine ffs." • 05/31/2025 • 22:11• 90k views
June 1, 2025 at 4:37 PM
therealunclesam.bsky.social
Allegedly, I put some sweet alt text on this mofo.

Allegedly.
A Poster Featuring My Resistance Kitty Persona, a White House with the Nazi flag raised, next to it is a Trump/American Flag Themed Dumpster on fire, unrelated to the firework torch of Freedom I'm carrying, with the wonderful caption above, "Resistance Kitty Time to fight like it's 1776 NO MORE MOTHER FUCKING FASCISTS IN MY M MOTHER FUCKING WHITEHOUSE," and then at the bottom right in small script, ResistanceKitty.com, all on a dark grey background, w/a light grey shadow box at the bottom so it kinda pops. I'm my usual, seriously friendly self, just hanging out welcoming Free folx who love Life, Liberty, & the Pursuit of Happiness, for All. Amen!
May 20, 2025 at 8:05 PM
therealunclesam.bsky.social
Read the alt text and remember to use alt text or frankly my dears, I don't give a damn.
I actually can't alt text this all, basically it's a diagram for an argument for why the Constitution requires Drumpf's immediate removal. It seems pretty accurate even if there's anything specifically missing. It also looks like the black red and white kinda lunatic conspiracy constructs of passionately insane people about religions. However, that doesn't mean it's wrong. Just kinda, cliche. Either way, we all know the guy's eligible for early retirement based on the Constitution since he is a seditionist and traitor. He's up for permanent time out nap under the law without a trial based on the actions themselves on their face, and that's what this says too. So, accurate enough for me.
May 14, 2025 at 6:29 AM
therealunclesam.bsky.social
@thetnholler.bsky.social
1) This is how you fucking alt text, and stop pretending you're an ally w/o it.
@everybody.bsky.app
2) I bet Donold Drumpf has never wished he was 20 yrs younger, "so he could slap a woman around," more than when he saw this post.
3) HAPPY Monday #3E #3R #Protest crew!!❤️🤍💙✊
Laura Loomee, the Russian Manchurian spy, social media post complaining about the Qatari super luxury jumbo planes package bribe of Dictator Drumpf. Says she loves him and would take a bullet for him, but it's a stain on the admin, "if true," as if it's not when it's been widely reported already. She's just setting up a propaganda point to campaign that IT was all a lie and propaganda to smear the President by the press. She's such a fucking lying con artist trained to the bone from birth spy, she can't not do it.
May 12, 2025 at 2:21 PM
therealunclesam.bsky.social
WE'RE NUMBER ZERO! WE'RE NUMBER ZERO! YEAH, BOYEEEEE!!
Everybody Knows Zero Comes BEFORE One!! HAHAHAHA! *V CHOPS CROTCH* BOO YA, LIBRULS!! SUCK!! IT!! HAHAHAHAHAHA I SAID, SUCK IT *V CHOPS* YEEEEEEAH, & WHAT?!?! I'M A COW BOY!!! MFER!! I'M A WAR FIGHTER, WE BUILT THIS! -MAGAMAHA, 2025-the grokening
CNN headline starring empty California ports with zero, exactly none, inbound ships from China. Something not seen before excepting during the pandemic.
May 10, 2025 at 8:41 PM
therealunclesam.bsky.social
Fuck this traitor. Into oblivion. Then keep going for good measure. Fucking putty faced wax vampire goth chic. 🤬🤢
Steven segal looking like a traitorous chode watching the Russian propaganda parade for their phoney victory whole they've lost over a million young men. Their genocidal dictator doesn't care about erasing generations of his own people and ran out so he has to hire others and kidnap them to fight his illegal war. Fuck Steven with a spoon sideways through his face.
May 9, 2025 at 11:05 PM
therealunclesam.bsky.social
BREAKING BRAINS NEWS!!:

The Chief Justice of the Supreme Court of the Kkkristian States of North America, in some useless interview, debased himself & Law by whining & begging his Supreme Leader, Pope, Savior, & Sovereign, "DADDY PLEASE, 🥺 :3 can we just get A DEGREE of Independence? Pwetty pweez!"
Chief Justice of the Kkkristian States of North America's Supreme Court being interviewed recently regarding Drumpf's unconstitutional and unconditional threats to judges at large to do whatever he wants saying, "but Daddy, please, please may I have a 'degree of Independence'?!?"
May 8, 2025 at 4:30 AM
therealunclesam.bsky.social
Things are actually better overall, we're just about to go backwards unless we stop it.
History.
As millionaire celebrities, you two could be helping me actually stop it.
Might be a better use of your time, energy, fame & money. I dunno, up to you.

@realdlhughley.bsky.social
@juddapatow.bsky.social
Judd Apatow & DL Hughley having deep thoughts. Judd says it's all about school shootings and people not caring was a sign they care about almost nothing & then DL says how people don't care until the terrible things are happening to themselves. These are middle school realizations at best, saying the same thing differently. REALLY bonkers is that they're actually decades behind and thinking inversely to reality. Things are actually better overall, we're just about to go backwards unless we stop it.
May 7, 2025 at 6:36 PM
therealunclesam.bsky.social
The things about this photo that's funniest, to me, is that he's practically the inverse proportions of coloring in the same colors as this ginger. The back of my head could be his face. And the reverse. Absolutely terrifying thought. Just two faces & no filters. So, funny in that sense. Nightmare.😱
Donold Drumpf at the White House trying to be dignified with his half burnt orange and red painted head, face to chin with his pale ear, neck, and head of thinned to see through combed over hair.
May 7, 2025 at 3:06 PM
therealunclesam.bsky.social
@preetbharara.bsky.social & @joycewhitevance.bsky.social
And they still all decided some extra judicial (illegal) killings, even if American citizens, was fine.

So special. Heartwarming moments.

I'm still not seeing any apologies and mea culpas outta all you who quite actually led us here.😐 Wow.
May 4, 2025 at 1:15 PM
therealunclesam.bsky.social
This is Little Marco's fierce flash fascist era, hear him squeak furiously!

*NaziRat.gif*
Little Rubio being a racist fascist zealot trying to support the same volks in Germany that did Not Zee anytink, getting blasted by the German Foreign Office, just schooled on diplomacy, democracy, Law, and humanity all in one paragraph.
May 2, 2025 at 9:45 PM
therealunclesam.bsky.social
Here's Mike Cating #Oakland of GAF software who is a dividing argumentative fraud who has zero interest in learning about or defending Rights and Law.

He will cause trouble for you at your events. Let's ask him to change or GTFO. #50501protest

@mikecating.bsky.social

theorg.com/org/gaf-ener...
Mike Cating via Pinterest
May 1, 2025 at 6:50 PM
therealunclesam.bsky.social
BREAKING: Failed Senator making desperate bird to completely screw the pooch for his entire party & Nation by making pointless political theater moves that will make the opposition party galvanize when it was starting to crack FINALLY. THANKS CHUCK @schumer.senate.gov CAN YOU KINDLY NOT YOU ASS? BYE
May 1, 2025 at 1:29 AM
therealunclesam.bsky.social
@thanedar.house.gov you got a great kid there man, good job on that one.

It's nice how the racists like dsouza et al are really putting themselves out there for all time right now. Maybe we'll finally be able to get them out of society now.

I mean, otherwise wtf is this all for.
April 30, 2025 at 1:06 PM
therealunclesam.bsky.social
Someone? More like, EVERYONE?
You're welcome for the helpful, educational, and free revision, @krassenstein.bsky.social

I'm ok without thanks, it's pretty standard really. ✋🙂❤️🤍💙
BREAKING: DONOLD DRUMPF ESTA MUY PENDEJA LOCA ANGRY PUTA PORQUE NYT POLL (es no bueno porque) ONLY 37% Drumpf voters in the sample. EVERYONE remind him that only 31% or less of the voters possible voted for him, this time. According to and provided by krassensteons, and I am taking liberties. Because, duck it's.
April 29, 2025 at 2:01 AM
therealunclesam.bsky.social
My wife and I got her citizenship years ago and we were scared every one of these meetings they'd say something was done so wrong that we'd be arrested bc every piece of paper they send you has it stamped you could be arrested for filing wrongly so holy shit it must be bad stress now with this shit.
April 27, 2025 at 6:37 PM
therealunclesam.bsky.social
What cowards like @stuartpstevens.bsky.social are logically avoiding.

Saying no alone isn't enough, those people were still interned.

If we use that same standard, he's a Nazi that couldn't do the camps but could fight on the front.

It's not okay, never been ok to walk away; THAT ISN'T THE OATH.
April 26, 2025 at 2:37 PM
therealunclesam.bsky.social
How many fake emergencies can be declared before one sues at the supreme Court for an emergency injunction barring such emergencies' use given that there's no emergency of the sorts they're claiming & are all clearly lies to abuse the power of authoritarianism inherent in emergency powers? @aclu.org
NYT article by Lisa Friedman re: the interior Dept allowing oil & gas leasing on public lands because of fake energy emergency.
April 24, 2025 at 1:35 PM
therealunclesam.bsky.social
Honestly, who the hell tailors this overly wealthy man baby's clothes?!?

How can anyone be this rich in money and poor in style and function?

What millionaire+ grown man tours the Taj Mahal looking like a kid wearing a hand me down suit that guy a growth spurt?? Was he hoping for a handler??
JD Vance takes questions from reporters in India after Taj Mahal tour wearing a poorly fitting, badly cut & tailored jacket and blue button down looking like a child.
April 24, 2025 at 4:18 AM
therealunclesam.bsky.social
I pledge right now, should I ever be given the responsibility of authority; I will not yield that position until this monstrously anti-Presidential stain has been officially removed from the official records, en toto.

This criminal fraud, is the worst of us laid bare and made near god-like w/power.
April 20, 2025 at 5:02 PM