Suzie Toot, probably

I got roasted by a 4 year old today while teaching baby ballet…. She started sneezing, and after the 3rd sneeze I went “geez Cleo are you okay girl?” And she looks me dead in the eyes and goes “I’m allergic to you” 😂 same kid walked into class last week, looks at my nails and goes “fashion hun” 😂

This reminds me I have this giant light up witches cauldron I made wifey build for my studios end of year show just chilling in my garage 😭

Lowkey forgot I had this hello tootsky

propaganda that i will not fall for is that i did not BODY the ugliest dress category

Went onto the discover side of bluesky instead of my following feed and it looked like this:
Suzie Toot
Suzie toot
RANDOM TITTIES
American politics
Suzie toot
BALD Suzie toot

Imagine if one day Suzie just whips out a backflip onstage

I guess the real question is, when does Joella get here?

suzie toot said hey move to this app and caused a mass lesbian migration like that’s true power #suzie4president

How Suzie must feel bringing everyone here

Bluesky gets to see this first

How long are we giving it before Kori is back active on here and roasting Suzie? 😂

i think in lieu of a notification system we should instead have a volunteer network of town criers who run screaming into their tooter groupchat like paul revere whenever i post

Okay so what now?