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But have you ever snorted a steak off a toilet seat? RFK has, and you’ll never guess how he washed it down.
February 14, 2026 at 1:11 AM
But have you ever snorted a steak off a toilet seat? RFK has, and you’ll never guess how he washed it down.
Public figures are not worth believing in and fighting for. Only ideas are worth believing in and fighting for
February 4, 2026 at 2:57 AM
Public figures are not worth believing in and fighting for. Only ideas are worth believing in and fighting for
Shit throw. It was like he was so conscious of having done everything else so well he took his eye off the most easiest part
February 4, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Shit throw. It was like he was so conscious of having done everything else so well he took his eye off the most easiest part
He only played in one half of one game in the 72 playoffs before the SB. Also he called the plays. Which is partly why he was a 2 time all pro, 6 time pro bowler and won 2 league MVPs.
Plunkett never made a pro bowl, much less All Pro or MVP. Eli made only 4 pro bowls. No All Pros. No MVPs.
Plunkett never made a pro bowl, much less All Pro or MVP. Eli made only 4 pro bowls. No All Pros. No MVPs.
January 31, 2026 at 6:39 PM
He only played in one half of one game in the 72 playoffs before the SB. Also he called the plays. Which is partly why he was a 2 time all pro, 6 time pro bowler and won 2 league MVPs.
Plunkett never made a pro bowl, much less All Pro or MVP. Eli made only 4 pro bowls. No All Pros. No MVPs.
Plunkett never made a pro bowl, much less All Pro or MVP. Eli made only 4 pro bowls. No All Pros. No MVPs.
Whether fair or not, its a handy narrative that feeds into people’s perception
January 28, 2026 at 4:38 AM
Whether fair or not, its a handy narrative that feeds into people’s perception
Belichick would’ve been a first ballot HOFer and have Don Shula’s wins record if he could have just made nice with Brady and got him to stay. But two guys with big egos couldn’t work it out and went their own ways.
Brady went and got a ring, while the Patriots turned into crap.
Brady went and got a ring, while the Patriots turned into crap.
January 28, 2026 at 4:37 AM
Belichick would’ve been a first ballot HOFer and have Don Shula’s wins record if he could have just made nice with Brady and got him to stay. But two guys with big egos couldn’t work it out and went their own ways.
Brady went and got a ring, while the Patriots turned into crap.
Brady went and got a ring, while the Patriots turned into crap.
Sources say Mendoza plans to celebrate his decision by spending an entire day playing with Legos
January 23, 2026 at 2:16 PM
Sources say Mendoza plans to celebrate his decision by spending an entire day playing with Legos
Cooper was a popular governor and he was gonna smoke any red candidate. Now why does the same state elect a red legislature over and over? Fuck if I know but it can’t just be redistricting because Republicans keep winning here in presidential elections too
January 19, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Cooper was a popular governor and he was gonna smoke any red candidate. Now why does the same state elect a red legislature over and over? Fuck if I know but it can’t just be redistricting because Republicans keep winning here in presidential elections too
The dipshit has never heard of Jackie Robinson?
November 16, 2025 at 1:19 PM
The dipshit has never heard of Jackie Robinson?
Seems like it’s more just under $3 per meal per day for a family of four?
Which obviously isn’t a lot. I just spent $3 on a small batch of rosemary the other day. Where are you getting $1 from that $4200 figure, unless that $4200 figure is made up?
Which obviously isn’t a lot. I just spent $3 on a small batch of rosemary the other day. Where are you getting $1 from that $4200 figure, unless that $4200 figure is made up?
October 31, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Seems like it’s more just under $3 per meal per day for a family of four?
Which obviously isn’t a lot. I just spent $3 on a small batch of rosemary the other day. Where are you getting $1 from that $4200 figure, unless that $4200 figure is made up?
Which obviously isn’t a lot. I just spent $3 on a small batch of rosemary the other day. Where are you getting $1 from that $4200 figure, unless that $4200 figure is made up?
Would @ Matt Taibbi if he was here, but alas
October 15, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Would @ Matt Taibbi if he was here, but alas
Same shit has been going on in Miami since Ross bought the team.
October 13, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Same shit has been going on in Miami since Ross bought the team.
Matt Taibbi must be appalled /s
October 9, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Matt Taibbi must be appalled /s
Oh it’s “Sweet Caroline” for sure. That song makes people happy. It makes them raise their fists exuberantly in the presence of strangers.
To use it to make them unsettled would be awesome.
To use it to make them unsettled would be awesome.
October 4, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Oh it’s “Sweet Caroline” for sure. That song makes people happy. It makes them raise their fists exuberantly in the presence of strangers.
To use it to make them unsettled would be awesome.
To use it to make them unsettled would be awesome.
Every Cowboys fan would love it if Jerry would lock himself in a theater room for a few years, pissing in jars, as he watched replays of his Super Bowl wins over and over, especially the 95’ Super Bowl since Jimmy wasn’t there
September 26, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Every Cowboys fan would love it if Jerry would lock himself in a theater room for a few years, pissing in jars, as he watched replays of his Super Bowl wins over and over, especially the 95’ Super Bowl since Jimmy wasn’t there
It is ah ah ah ah… bitter dregs
September 18, 2025 at 4:14 AM
It is ah ah ah ah… bitter dregs
Three Days of the CONDOR, not Conor
September 16, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Three Days of the CONDOR, not Conor
Wait it wasn’t because of his dance moves???
September 11, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Wait it wasn’t because of his dance moves???
Hire a coordinator named Peter. It's just a good principle.
September 8, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Hire a coordinator named Peter. It's just a good principle.
He’s hilarious in the movie version of Maverick (which sadly also features Mel Gibson)
September 2, 2025 at 7:53 PM
He’s hilarious in the movie version of Maverick (which sadly also features Mel Gibson)
I like Drew Barrymore for Troi and Bryce Dallas Howard for Crusher.
August 30, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I like Drew Barrymore for Troi and Bryce Dallas Howard for Crusher.
If it works, why does this horrible shit keep happening?
August 29, 2025 at 12:23 PM
If it works, why does this horrible shit keep happening?
Might as well apply for the trademark on “asshole”
August 28, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Might as well apply for the trademark on “asshole”
Tom Clancy’s Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
August 28, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Tom Clancy’s Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas