GOP Jesus Christ
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GOP Jesus Christ
@therightwingjesus.bsky.social
Parody
February 11, 2025 at 5:46 PM
These hoes ain’t loyal 🤬

#RepublicanJesus
January 31, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Lazy ass entitled 2nd graders
#RepublicanJesus
January 31, 2025 at 2:32 PM
January 23, 2025 at 4:52 AM
January 16, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Fuck the poor, sick and the meek. Give it all to the 1%. So sayeth the Lord.

#RepublicanJesus
January 15, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Guns for all, but not healthcare. I’m pro-life. 😇
January 13, 2025 at 8:19 PM
January 13, 2025 at 3:32 PM
There’s levels to this shit!!!

#RepublicanJesus
January 9, 2025 at 3:13 AM
January 4, 2025 at 9:17 PM
January 2, 2025 at 6:26 AM
“I just start kissing them. It's like a magnet. Just kiss. I don't even wait. And when you're the son of God they let you do it. You can do anything."
#RepublicanJesus
December 22, 2024 at 4:10 PM
Basically…
December 21, 2024 at 5:08 PM
December 20, 2024 at 12:06 AM
“I was hungry and you gave me something to eat. I was thirsty and you gave me something to drink. And behold, now I’m all lazy and entitled. You shouldn’t have done that".

- A poor person that “gets it”
December 19, 2024 at 2:30 PM
Hell nah! Who wrote this shit!?

#RepublicanJesus
December 18, 2024 at 6:00 AM
A must have this Christmas!
#RepublicanJesus
December 16, 2024 at 2:53 AM
December 14, 2024 at 5:21 PM
December 13, 2024 at 4:15 AM
“Give a little, but not too much” - Republican Jesus.
December 12, 2024 at 7:22 PM
Make every effort to live in peace with everyone…except for those that are different than you. They can go to hell.

#RepublicanJesus
December 11, 2024 at 8:12 PM
“Do unto others before they do unto you” - Republican Jesus
December 11, 2024 at 1:59 PM
“The rich shall inherit the earth” - Jesus probably

#RepublicanJesus
December 11, 2024 at 1:52 AM
Where all my “pro lifers” at!?
#RepublicanJesus
December 10, 2024 at 11:24 PM
Maybe Trump really is Christ-like 🤔
#RepublicanJesus
December 10, 2024 at 3:50 AM