Archer
@thermodynamic.bsky.social
Novelist, scientist, & humanist.
Believes in mankind, despite the evidence.
Kama‘āina lucky to still be in Hawai‘i. 📍O'ahu
Believes in mankind, despite the evidence.
Kama‘āina lucky to still be in Hawai‘i. 📍O'ahu
The future videos of these visa holders being assaulted by ICE agents as they scream about having a Trump gold card are going to be incredible.
December 10, 2025 at 11:53 PM
The future videos of these visa holders being assaulted by ICE agents as they scream about having a Trump gold card are going to be incredible.
Kind of surprised Fox's chyron doesn't say "War Secretary"
December 7, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Kind of surprised Fox's chyron doesn't say "War Secretary"
The twist, as per usual, will be as SCOTUS comes up with an entirely nonsensical reason why Texas maps are cool but California's are evil. So no, the thing to strengthen the rule of law will need to be a bit more radical: a SCOTUS revamp / expansion.
December 6, 2025 at 1:45 AM
The twist, as per usual, will be as SCOTUS comes up with an entirely nonsensical reason why Texas maps are cool but California's are evil. So no, the thing to strengthen the rule of law will need to be a bit more radical: a SCOTUS revamp / expansion.
"I'm anti-oversimplification," says the man who has made a late-stage career out of over simplifying the woes of sexless, economically woeful white men as if somehow their challenges are existential in comparison to the rest of us.
December 6, 2025 at 1:42 AM
"I'm anti-oversimplification," says the man who has made a late-stage career out of over simplifying the woes of sexless, economically woeful white men as if somehow their challenges are existential in comparison to the rest of us.
Why no one on that panel could just straight up stop arguing with her (a pointless exercise) and simply shrug and say, "Your husband is going to be convicted of war crimes. It's not a matter of it, it's when. So if I were you, I'd start preparing for that life."
November 29, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Why no one on that panel could just straight up stop arguing with her (a pointless exercise) and simply shrug and say, "Your husband is going to be convicted of war crimes. It's not a matter of it, it's when. So if I were you, I'd start preparing for that life."
This delusion of this fucking guy.
November 26, 2025 at 12:01 AM
This delusion of this fucking guy.
The lovely thing is that your takes are often so head snapping that people will simultaneously believe that this list is legit while also thinking it's fake and meant to troll the entire country (or the pumpkin pie lovers, at any rate).
November 25, 2025 at 11:25 PM
The lovely thing is that your takes are often so head snapping that people will simultaneously believe that this list is legit while also thinking it's fake and meant to troll the entire country (or the pumpkin pie lovers, at any rate).
The line comparing her to Lana Del Rey is what sent me.
November 15, 2025 at 4:30 PM
The line comparing her to Lana Del Rey is what sent me.
"Maybe it was the vaccines."
Even her sardonic attempts at deflection betray the fact that she's still all in, it's just that now she's going to cash in on it.
Even her sardonic attempts at deflection betray the fact that she's still all in, it's just that now she's going to cash in on it.
November 15, 2025 at 3:22 PM
"Maybe it was the vaccines."
Even her sardonic attempts at deflection betray the fact that she's still all in, it's just that now she's going to cash in on it.
Even her sardonic attempts at deflection betray the fact that she's still all in, it's just that now she's going to cash in on it.
Thank fucking god ESPN is not available on YouTube TV at the moment.
November 12, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Thank fucking god ESPN is not available on YouTube TV at the moment.
Nothing says "dedication" and "patriotism" like showing up for a job where you are handling ungodly levels of stress, not getting paid, and seeing every day in the news that your administration bosses are saying you might never get retroactively paid for vis-a-vis shutdown days.
November 11, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Nothing says "dedication" and "patriotism" like showing up for a job where you are handling ungodly levels of stress, not getting paid, and seeing every day in the news that your administration bosses are saying you might never get retroactively paid for vis-a-vis shutdown days.
Most men, in particular young men, have horrific penmanship and illegible signatures. This thing here is impressive.
November 11, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Most men, in particular young men, have horrific penmanship and illegible signatures. This thing here is impressive.
That's a scoop of something that looks and smells very much like a scoop of what comes out of the kitty litter box.
November 11, 2025 at 2:25 AM
That's a scoop of something that looks and smells very much like a scoop of what comes out of the kitty litter box.
You're one of the few who talk in clear terms about what an inane yet criminal racket this Administration is, so you know these are not normal times.
Please stop talking like using normal Senate tactics and process measures will stanch the bleeding. We have to fight every damn minute on everything.
Please stop talking like using normal Senate tactics and process measures will stanch the bleeding. We have to fight every damn minute on everything.
November 11, 2025 at 2:16 AM
You're one of the few who talk in clear terms about what an inane yet criminal racket this Administration is, so you know these are not normal times.
Please stop talking like using normal Senate tactics and process measures will stanch the bleeding. We have to fight every damn minute on everything.
Please stop talking like using normal Senate tactics and process measures will stanch the bleeding. We have to fight every damn minute on everything.
You're a weak, disingenuous coward, and the deaths of all those who will go without ACA coverage are on you and your band of spineless colleagues.
November 10, 2025 at 4:14 AM
You're a weak, disingenuous coward, and the deaths of all those who will go without ACA coverage are on you and your band of spineless colleagues.
You're a complete joke, and I hope that you spend what remains of your time in the Senate, much less on Earth, being reminded of that every single day.
November 10, 2025 at 4:09 AM
You're a complete joke, and I hope that you spend what remains of your time in the Senate, much less on Earth, being reminded of that every single day.
This is an absolute disgrace and betrayal to your state, to your party, and to your country.
November 10, 2025 at 1:41 AM
This is an absolute disgrace and betrayal to your state, to your party, and to your country.
And that voice switch comes right after saying "JD Vance is a total phony."
This dude is not gonna be President no matter how hard he tries.
This dude is not gonna be President no matter how hard he tries.
November 8, 2025 at 12:15 AM
And that voice switch comes right after saying "JD Vance is a total phony."
This dude is not gonna be President no matter how hard he tries.
This dude is not gonna be President no matter how hard he tries.
I dunno. Both cats and little kids love to play with cardboard boxes and I can't imagine literally anyone or anything on the planet who'd feel the same way about Kevin.
November 8, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I dunno. Both cats and little kids love to play with cardboard boxes and I can't imagine literally anyone or anything on the planet who'd feel the same way about Kevin.