The Royal Tenenbaums
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You're true blue, Ethel. You really are.
January 5, 2026 at 11:00 AM
You're true blue, Ethel. You really are.
I don't know what you're talking about. But I'll take it as a compliment.
January 5, 2026 at 10:30 AM
I don't know what you're talking about. But I'll take it as a compliment.
These expressions you use. They've gotten stranger over the years.
January 5, 2026 at 10:00 AM
These expressions you use. They've gotten stranger over the years.
Like what?
January 5, 2026 at 9:30 AM
Like what?
Where'd you learn to talk like that?
January 5, 2026 at 9:00 AM
Where'd you learn to talk like that?
I'll tell you one thing, though. You've got more grit, and fire, and guts than any other woman I've damn met.
January 5, 2026 at 8:30 AM
I'll tell you one thing, though. You've got more grit, and fire, and guts than any other woman I've damn met.
I don't know. But I'm ashamed of myself.
January 5, 2026 at 8:00 AM
I don't know. But I'm ashamed of myself.
Well, why didn't you give a damn about us, Royal? Why didn't you care?
January 5, 2026 at 7:30 AM
Well, why didn't you give a damn about us, Royal? Why didn't you care?
I don't want to hear another goddamn word about that, Ethel. l'm the one that did it to them. Or, anyway, it's nobody's fault. The only person you neglected is yourself.
January 5, 2026 at 7:00 AM
I don't want to hear another goddamn word about that, Ethel. l'm the one that did it to them. Or, anyway, it's nobody's fault. The only person you neglected is yourself.
I tried to. Lately, I feel like maybe I didn't do such a great job.
January 5, 2026 at 6:30 AM
I tried to. Lately, I feel like maybe I didn't do such a great job.
You always put them first, didn't you?
January 5, 2026 at 6:00 AM
You always put them first, didn't you?
I'm not kidding.
January 5, 2026 at 5:00 AM
I'm not kidding.
You're welcome.
January 5, 2026 at 4:30 AM
You're welcome.
I'd like to thank you for raising our children, by the way.
January 5, 2026 at 4:00 AM
I'd like to thank you for raising our children, by the way.
Oh, I'm having a ball. Scrapping and yelling. Mixing it up. Loving every minute with this damn crew.
January 5, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Oh, I'm having a ball. Scrapping and yelling. Mixing it up. Loving every minute with this damn crew.
How are you feeling?
January 5, 2026 at 3:00 AM
How are you feeling?
Yes, I am. And I think you're having a nervous breakdown. I don't believe you've recovered from Rachael's death.
January 5, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Yes, I am. And I think you're having a nervous breakdown. I don't believe you've recovered from Rachael's death.
Are you listening to me?
January 5, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Are you listening to me?
My God. I haven't been in here in years.
January 5, 2026 at 1:30 AM
My God. I haven't been in here in years.
Stay away from my children. Do you understand?
January 5, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Stay away from my children. Do you understand?
No. That's dog's blood.
January 5, 2026 at 12:30 AM
No. That's dog's blood.
Holy shit. That's not -- What is that?
January 5, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Holy shit. That's not -- What is that?
What's that?
January 4, 2026 at 11:30 PM
What's that?
Just stepped out to get some air. How's the --
January 4, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Just stepped out to get some air. How's the --