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Brian.
@therussianswimmer.bsky.social
From Moscow, Russia 🇷🇺, Homo 🏳️‍🌈. #PublicHealth is Everyone’s Responsibly. ! Pittsburgh. The 412.
FUCK ME…..

What we just did to Venezuela gives the green light to China to invade Taiwan!!!!

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
January 3, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Scrooge questioned the Spirit.
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“ Spirit tell me, tell me if Tiny Tim will live!! “
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I see a vacant seat in the poor chimney corner and a crutch without an owner, perfectly preserved….
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“ NO. NO. “ yelled Scrooge
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If these shadows remain unaltered by the future, The Child will DIE!
December 26, 2025 at 2:21 AM
The Nativity Story “ WHAT IF “.
What if King Herod made the Trip.
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There’s a Controversial Painting that depicts King Herod in the shadows of the Stable with light glinting off a Dagger 🗡️
December 25, 2025 at 7:18 PM
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY NEAR AND FAR! 🎄
December 25, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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Have you ever been on a date and the person looks you dead in the eye and tells you that you’re “ Too intelligent “ for them? No. I HAVE …

so yeah, NEVER CALL ME STUPID IN THAT SENSE EVER AGAIN.
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December 24, 2025 at 12:29 PM
I feel like my life is a game of Chutes and Ladders and Candyland combined.

Like I'm stuck in The Molasses Swamp and everyone keeps picking the card that I need to get out.
December 24, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I still can’t get over that I had 4 pairs of underwear stolen in Aruba 😂🤦🏼‍♂️
December 20, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Don't get it twisted, I like bigger men, but not obese men.
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This is not out of malice or anything. Like with everything, there's a point where you stop liking something.
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I like beefy and muscular bear 🐻 types. If you are gorging yourself to death, that's not attractive to me.
December 20, 2025 at 4:03 PM
When Trump ignorantly mocked that disabled reporter, it should have been the death of his political career.
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But here we are, consoling people who align with his views and praising the death of someone who didn't.
December 19, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Last two Monopoly Tournaments!!!!
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READ. IT. ANNNNNNNND WEEEEEEEEEP!!!

@monopolygo.bsky.social !!!!!
December 19, 2025 at 5:47 PM
It’s gonna be a bumpy ride landing today….

Clutch the pearls and say the rosary
December 19, 2025 at 3:49 PM
NO COME ON…. You big bad and bold…..

You wanna SCREAM HOMOPHOBIA AND ALL OF A SUDDEN YOU ARE QUIET WHEN PEDOPHILIA comes to the table….

Silence is a REACTION….FYI.
December 16, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Erika Kirk is the Tammy Faye Baker of this Decade.
December 15, 2025 at 6:10 PM
LOSING THE ELIMINATION STATUS OF A VACCINE PREVENTED DISEASE

SHOULD INFURIATE YOU.
December 14, 2025 at 10:45 PM
HERES A BIG FAT FUCK YOU….

FUCK YOU, if YOU OR ANYONE ELSE IS ANTIVAXX.
December 14, 2025 at 10:16 PM
These Christmases alone are getting really annoying.
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I'm not talking about Family Christmas - I'm talking about Christmas with someone special, and I already know that there's someone out there.
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But it's getting really annoying, and each year I give up on it little by little.
December 13, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Triceratops are the last of the TRUE TRUE Dinosaurs.
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The Cretaceous Extinction Event killed all Non-avian -Dinosaurs and other tetrapods weighing more than 25 kg (55 lb) also became extinct.
December 13, 2025 at 10:15 AM
I may be a bottom, but I enjoy a man straddling my lap and kissing my face and neck.
December 10, 2025 at 1:57 PM
The Burning of the Spinning Wheels.
(Sleeping Beauty)
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The Burning of the Spinning Wheels.
(Maleficent 2014)
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#WDW #DisneyPlus #SleepingBeauty #Maleficent
December 8, 2025 at 8:43 PM
ROLL your R’s
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Along came Zeus … He HuRrRrRrRrRrRled his lightning bolt!
December 8, 2025 at 7:11 PM
You think you like my eyes now, just wait untill I'm on my knees looking up at you.
December 7, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Of course you can put Cranberries in Apple sauce… ever heard of “ Cran-Apple”?
December 6, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Sometimes, you just have to accept the situation, take a deep breath, and say it's ok.
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It happens.
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It's life, not everything is in our control, and that's part of growing and moving forward.
December 5, 2025 at 10:52 PM
This Trump Administration is literally “ The Court of Miracles “ from The Hunchback of Notre Dame….
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HERE IN THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION….
The lame can walk
And the blind can see
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But the dead don't talk
So you won't be around
To reveal what you've found….
December 5, 2025 at 8:37 PM