The Same James
@thesamejames.bsky.social
Philadelphia/Delco, old, phuck ICE
Should've known it was DUCK! season.
December 21, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Should've known it was DUCK! season.
He doesn't oppose punching Andrew Tate in the face.
December 21, 2025 at 2:16 AM
He doesn't oppose punching Andrew Tate in the face.
The treadmill gag was an obvious, if implicit, show of support for the Great Leap Forward.
December 20, 2025 at 1:00 PM
The treadmill gag was an obvious, if implicit, show of support for the Great Leap Forward.
Soviet wigs stayed in place because they were dedicated to The Revolution.
December 20, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Soviet wigs stayed in place because they were dedicated to The Revolution.
He'll claim he's redacting any mention of his client because of lawyer-client confidentiality.
December 20, 2025 at 4:08 AM
He'll claim he's redacting any mention of his client because of lawyer-client confidentiality.
Having that smoky bar smell in your clothes made hangovers worse.
December 19, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Having that smoky bar smell in your clothes made hangovers worse.
Power corrupts. Giving one man that much say over the naughty and nice lists was a mistake.
December 19, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Power corrupts. Giving one man that much say over the naughty and nice lists was a mistake.
Always check, even if you pay extra for the "no snakes" option when you're booking.
December 18, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Always check, even if you pay extra for the "no snakes" option when you're booking.
Just need that 'OD' to finish things.
December 18, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Just need that 'OD' to finish things.
Most likely. I don't see why they'd schedule a prime time address just to have him deliver his usual rant.
December 18, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Most likely. I don't see why they'd schedule a prime time address just to have him deliver his usual rant.
I thought "make like a tree and leave" was a pun, not a mission statement.
December 18, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I thought "make like a tree and leave" was a pun, not a mission statement.
It looks like a candid photo of a guy looking at his shoes, wondering if everyone can tell they're lifts.
December 18, 2025 at 1:28 AM
It looks like a candid photo of a guy looking at his shoes, wondering if everyone can tell they're lifts.
Someone needs to convince him statins are woke.
December 17, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Someone needs to convince him statins are woke.
Q: Did Coolidge say, "Remain silent and carry small clubs."
A: No, he remained silent.
A: No, he remained silent.
December 17, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Q: Did Coolidge say, "Remain silent and carry small clubs."
A: No, he remained silent.
A: No, he remained silent.
Happy Birthday Shayne
December 14, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Happy Birthday Shayne
So, just like the Waltons...except no "Goodnight, John-Boys" because nobody slept or shut the F up.
December 13, 2025 at 4:48 PM
So, just like the Waltons...except no "Goodnight, John-Boys" because nobody slept or shut the F up.
Not much of an arm though. Schroeder caught him without worrying about hurting his piano playing hands.
December 13, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Not much of an arm though. Schroeder caught him without worrying about hurting his piano playing hands.
I stuck a Chock full o'Nuts and Bolts to my headboard. Annoyed the hell out of my mother but it was there for years.
December 11, 2025 at 12:32 PM
I stuck a Chock full o'Nuts and Bolts to my headboard. Annoyed the hell out of my mother but it was there for years.
Occasionally, I get my news second-hand. (Fleetwood Mac)
December 11, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Occasionally, I get my news second-hand. (Fleetwood Mac)
A columnist who was reporting on the connections between Kushner and MBS. Connections that landed Kushner 2 billion dollars in Saudi money to invest despite little investment experience.
December 10, 2025 at 2:37 AM
A columnist who was reporting on the connections between Kushner and MBS. Connections that landed Kushner 2 billion dollars in Saudi money to invest despite little investment experience.
Next they'll say the 19th Amendment only applies to women of voting age at the time of its passage.
December 7, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Next they'll say the 19th Amendment only applies to women of voting age at the time of its passage.