These Pretzels are Making Me Thirsty 🍄
@thesepretzels.bsky.social
Mountains, dogs, truck stop coffee, and mediocre wine. Just trying to hang on for the next few years. Inland NW. I stand with Mark Milley.
Huge hassle.
February 12, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Huge hassle.
I regret changing my name.
February 12, 2026 at 10:25 PM
I regret changing my name.
Agree. Just like how Jeffrey became a *problem.* Once she clears Trump's name, she is of no value anymore.
February 9, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Agree. Just like how Jeffrey became a *problem.* Once she clears Trump's name, she is of no value anymore.
I think she is safer in prison. She still knows things. "Dead men tell no tales."
February 9, 2026 at 8:30 PM
I think she is safer in prison. She still knows things. "Dead men tell no tales."
I saw very little backlash.
February 9, 2026 at 6:37 PM
I saw very little backlash.
Any reports on how Klanchella is going?
February 9, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Any reports on how Klanchella is going?
Gender-affirming care.
February 6, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Gender-affirming care.
It is not our athletes' fault we have a thin-skinned baby running our country.
February 6, 2026 at 9:22 PM
It is not our athletes' fault we have a thin-skinned baby running our country.
Waldo becomes an ICE agent.
February 6, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Waldo becomes an ICE agent.
Those are not “groans,” they are laughing and whistling.
February 5, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Those are not “groans,” they are laughing and whistling.
Probably why she looks 100 years old.
February 4, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Probably why she looks 100 years old.
We unsubscribed from him today. Very disappointed but right thing to do.
February 2, 2026 at 4:42 PM
We unsubscribed from him today. Very disappointed but right thing to do.
Nope.
February 1, 2026 at 3:29 PM
Nope.
No *legal* voter with the wrong skin color will want to deal with it. This is a very effective tactic.
January 29, 2026 at 3:03 PM
No *legal* voter with the wrong skin color will want to deal with it. This is a very effective tactic.
He is probably afraid of what i believe will happen next: political assassinations.
January 28, 2026 at 1:05 PM
He is probably afraid of what i believe will happen next: political assassinations.
Get rid of that guy.
January 27, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Get rid of that guy.
The red states are the REAL sanctuary cities.
January 26, 2026 at 6:33 PM
The red states are the REAL sanctuary cities.
F*ck Fetterman
January 25, 2026 at 11:32 PM
F*ck Fetterman
