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The Serenest Of Salts
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Never forget, Nermal is the enemy, Modays are the enemy. Mondays are the enemy. Write that on a blackboard 100 times, and never forget it.

Number #1 Sol Invictus Stan
Me if I was one of the squids in Arrival
October 23, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Oh and also became a furry I guess
July 7, 2025 at 3:17 AM
June 28, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Yeah I’m up for that
May 27, 2025 at 12:03 AM
It’s especially bad in the third one, they need to elect a pirate king to declare pirate war (otherwise it’s illegal to fight the British) and the pirate king is elected by 2 votes out of 9 (everyone else had 1 vote)
May 27, 2025 at 12:01 AM
The pirates are strangely legalistic about their awful code of laws
May 26, 2025 at 11:57 PM
who is bartholomew? and what about your wife?
January 10, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Reposted by The Serenest Of Salts
December 28, 2024 at 5:46 PM