@theshakerstea.bsky.social
Out of context straight from the gossip mag
Did my friend's makeup and now she's asking me to help her draw her boyfriend's fursona's cock
December 24, 2024 at 11:01 PM
Did my friend's makeup and now she's asking me to help her draw her boyfriend's fursona's cock
He probably is too misogynistic to give birth like a man
December 2, 2024 at 10:08 PM
He probably is too misogynistic to give birth like a man
My red flag is that I think I would do great at GBBO
November 28, 2024 at 1:46 AM
My red flag is that I think I would do great at GBBO
also i got brazilian coffee to cannibalize my girlfriend
November 27, 2024 at 10:22 PM
also i got brazilian coffee to cannibalize my girlfriend
Could you prune? Do you have that in you?
November 27, 2024 at 2:06 PM
Could you prune? Do you have that in you?
I fucking love antibiotics
November 26, 2024 at 2:32 PM
I fucking love antibiotics
You are really me now bc she watches me pee all the time
November 25, 2024 at 11:00 PM
You are really me now bc she watches me pee all the time
When you have a small yaoi hole
November 25, 2024 at 10:55 PM
When you have a small yaoi hole
YOUTUBE STOP SHOWING ME SEX TOY ADS I BEG
November 25, 2024 at 7:44 PM
YOUTUBE STOP SHOWING ME SEX TOY ADS I BEG
I always knew Duolingo was a freak
November 25, 2024 at 12:26 AM
I always knew Duolingo was a freak
Protag can summon things she needs but speaking it aloud I'm sure she could summon a condom
November 25, 2024 at 12:10 AM
Protag can summon things she needs but speaking it aloud I'm sure she could summon a condom
It was doomed from the start
November 25, 2024 at 12:09 AM
It was doomed from the start
Your genes are weak and you will not survive the winter
November 25, 2024 at 12:08 AM
Your genes are weak and you will not survive the winter
The UTI is the price to pay for pathetic men
November 24, 2024 at 11:58 PM
The UTI is the price to pay for pathetic men
On one hand: unintelligible horny noises
On the other: I feel like this would lead to a UTI
On the other: I feel like this would lead to a UTI
November 24, 2024 at 11:49 PM
On one hand: unintelligible horny noises
On the other: I feel like this would lead to a UTI
On the other: I feel like this would lead to a UTI
Long hair? Pathetic? Probably tall once he stands up? What do you want from me
November 24, 2024 at 11:46 PM
Long hair? Pathetic? Probably tall once he stands up? What do you want from me
I mean if you think about it humans are the animal with the highest body count
November 24, 2024 at 8:55 PM
I mean if you think about it humans are the animal with the highest body count
Very indulgent but one does not come to a buffet to diet
November 24, 2024 at 8:43 PM
Very indulgent but one does not come to a buffet to diet
Hey let me borrow your dildo for a funeral.
November 22, 2024 at 11:54 PM
Hey let me borrow your dildo for a funeral.
Make sure to tell people how funny I am and how big my dick was
November 22, 2024 at 11:47 PM
Make sure to tell people how funny I am and how big my dick was
We needed to know about the gay monster dicks
November 22, 2024 at 11:36 PM
We needed to know about the gay monster dicks
......wait why are we talking about Omegaverse. We were talking about Excel spreadsheet
November 22, 2024 at 11:24 PM
......wait why are we talking about Omegaverse. We were talking about Excel spreadsheet
No, my hobby is women
November 22, 2024 at 10:53 PM
No, my hobby is women