Ian, Teller of Tales
@thesheepleschamp.bsky.social
He/they/any | storyteller | 日本語も喋れる
Sonic & Shadow are my favorite queer allies.
December 14, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Sonic & Shadow are my favorite queer allies.
Faithbearer Paladin. Scoured through 200 knight creatures and could have filtered by Innistrad sets but was on mobile and didn't have the patience lol
December 8, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Faithbearer Paladin. Scoured through 200 knight creatures and could have filtered by Innistrad sets but was on mobile and didn't have the patience lol
First four EDH/Commander decks! I got introduced to the format thanks to the 2011 precons.
Kaalia - classic Angels/Demons/Dragons
Rafiq - Voltron
Child of Alara - Super friends (back when that was hard to do)
Sheoldred - Ramp/reanimator
Kaalia - classic Angels/Demons/Dragons
Rafiq - Voltron
Child of Alara - Super friends (back when that was hard to do)
Sheoldred - Ramp/reanimator
December 7, 2025 at 6:04 PM
First four EDH/Commander decks! I got introduced to the format thanks to the 2011 precons.
Kaalia - classic Angels/Demons/Dragons
Rafiq - Voltron
Child of Alara - Super friends (back when that was hard to do)
Sheoldred - Ramp/reanimator
Kaalia - classic Angels/Demons/Dragons
Rafiq - Voltron
Child of Alara - Super friends (back when that was hard to do)
Sheoldred - Ramp/reanimator
Three teams for different scenarios:
- My comp team from Gen 6, and I wouldn't change much about it presently assuming I could keep those rules
- "Comp" team if I was a serious trainer in-universe and stats didn't matter
- My "cute" team for being an in-universe NPC; this one changes often
- My comp team from Gen 6, and I wouldn't change much about it presently assuming I could keep those rules
- "Comp" team if I was a serious trainer in-universe and stats didn't matter
- My "cute" team for being an in-universe NPC; this one changes often
December 3, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Three teams for different scenarios:
- My comp team from Gen 6, and I wouldn't change much about it presently assuming I could keep those rules
- "Comp" team if I was a serious trainer in-universe and stats didn't matter
- My "cute" team for being an in-universe NPC; this one changes often
- My comp team from Gen 6, and I wouldn't change much about it presently assuming I could keep those rules
- "Comp" team if I was a serious trainer in-universe and stats didn't matter
- My "cute" team for being an in-universe NPC; this one changes often
If they were mechanically unique creatures, they could give them the Icingdeath treatment.
December 3, 2025 at 2:42 PM
If they were mechanically unique creatures, they could give them the Icingdeath treatment.
At my in-law's for Thanksgiving this year, and this is theirs – I don't think it gets better than this.
(I also love sheep)
(I also love sheep)
November 27, 2025 at 6:02 PM
At my in-law's for Thanksgiving this year, and this is theirs – I don't think it gets better than this.
(I also love sheep)
(I also love sheep)
Started the survey while I was at work, paused while I was in meetings, and then found it was already closed when I resumed. Less than 3 hours to fill this survey out in the middle of a workday is kind of bogus.
#MTG
#MTG
October 15, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Started the survey while I was at work, paused while I was in meetings, and then found it was already closed when I resumed. Less than 3 hours to fill this survey out in the middle of a workday is kind of bogus.
#MTG
#MTG
While I agree this is probably the most hilarious overall, most of the memes spawned from this one don't have the context of a comic to support the humor.
That being said, here is my personal favorite derivation:
That being said, here is my personal favorite derivation:
October 3, 2025 at 1:14 PM
While I agree this is probably the most hilarious overall, most of the memes spawned from this one don't have the context of a comic to support the humor.
That being said, here is my personal favorite derivation:
That being said, here is my personal favorite derivation:
"So, more memes like this?"
September 23, 2025 at 8:50 PM
"So, more memes like this?"
And I forgot one - 20¢!
September 22, 2025 at 11:42 PM
And I forgot one - 20¢!
If I had a nickel for every UB reskin of Najeela, the Blade-Blossom...
September 22, 2025 at 11:40 PM
If I had a nickel for every UB reskin of Najeela, the Blade-Blossom...
September 6, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I now have both a meme and a Magic card for this:
August 24, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I now have both a meme and a Magic card for this:
My 4:
- Birthing Pod
- Supreme Verdict
- Grapeshot
- Bolas's Citadel
- Birthing Pod
- Supreme Verdict
- Grapeshot
- Bolas's Citadel
August 12, 2025 at 3:20 PM
My 4:
- Birthing Pod
- Supreme Verdict
- Grapeshot
- Bolas's Citadel
- Birthing Pod
- Supreme Verdict
- Grapeshot
- Bolas's Citadel
#SonicTheHedgehog out of context #4
The IDW comics provide a lot of memeable images. I'm not even into the double-digits and I'm finding so much!
Oh, and the story is fun and engaging, too, I suppose.
The IDW comics provide a lot of memeable images. I'm not even into the double-digits and I'm finding so much!
Oh, and the story is fun and engaging, too, I suppose.
December 10, 2024 at 1:32 AM
#SonicTheHedgehog out of context #4
The IDW comics provide a lot of memeable images. I'm not even into the double-digits and I'm finding so much!
Oh, and the story is fun and engaging, too, I suppose.
The IDW comics provide a lot of memeable images. I'm not even into the double-digits and I'm finding so much!
Oh, and the story is fun and engaging, too, I suppose.
Sonic out of Context #3:
Another good one came up in my last reading session of the #idw comics. Rough the Skunk makes for a great reaction image, and I have a feeling I'm gonna get a lot of these. #sonic #sonicthehedgehog
Another good one came up in my last reading session of the #idw comics. Rough the Skunk makes for a great reaction image, and I have a feeling I'm gonna get a lot of these. #sonic #sonicthehedgehog
December 7, 2024 at 9:13 PM
Sonic out of Context #3:
Another good one came up in my last reading session of the #idw comics. Rough the Skunk makes for a great reaction image, and I have a feeling I'm gonna get a lot of these. #sonic #sonicthehedgehog
Another good one came up in my last reading session of the #idw comics. Rough the Skunk makes for a great reaction image, and I have a feeling I'm gonna get a lot of these. #sonic #sonicthehedgehog
I've been slacking on Sonic updates, but work does that. Here's a small dump of #sonicthehedgehog out of context.
I'm moving from the Archie comics to the IDW comics for now - the old Archie stuff is *really* slow, so I'll probably go back to it later.
I'm moving from the Archie comics to the IDW comics for now - the old Archie stuff is *really* slow, so I'll probably go back to it later.
December 7, 2024 at 12:33 AM
I've been slacking on Sonic updates, but work does that. Here's a small dump of #sonicthehedgehog out of context.
I'm moving from the Archie comics to the IDW comics for now - the old Archie stuff is *really* slow, so I'll probably go back to it later.
I'm moving from the Archie comics to the IDW comics for now - the old Archie stuff is *really* slow, so I'll probably go back to it later.
And just like that, we're done. Sable kept us company through the movie - she likes chill Sunday night vibes and Christmas decor/music for sure.
Starting December off with a classic!
#cats
#santaclausiscomingtotown #christmasmovies #christmas
Starting December off with a classic!
#cats
#santaclausiscomingtotown #christmasmovies #christmas
December 2, 2024 at 4:29 AM
And just like that, we're done. Sable kept us company through the movie - she likes chill Sunday night vibes and Christmas decor/music for sure.
Starting December off with a classic!
#cats
#santaclausiscomingtotown #christmasmovies #christmas
Starting December off with a classic!
#cats
#santaclausiscomingtotown #christmasmovies #christmas
In anticipation of Sonic 3 this month, I've been digging deeper into various Sonic media. Namely, I've just started Sonic X and the OG Archie Comics, which are both campy and hilarious. I thought I'd start sharing some #SonicTheHedgehog out of context with all of you, starting with this gem here:
December 1, 2024 at 2:37 PM
In anticipation of Sonic 3 this month, I've been digging deeper into various Sonic media. Namely, I've just started Sonic X and the OG Archie Comics, which are both campy and hilarious. I thought I'd start sharing some #SonicTheHedgehog out of context with all of you, starting with this gem here: