Ian, Teller of Tales
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Ian, Teller of Tales
@thesheepleschamp.bsky.social
He/they/any | storyteller | 日本語も喋れる
Sonic & Shadow are my favorite queer allies.
December 14, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Faithbearer Paladin. Scoured through 200 knight creatures and could have filtered by Innistrad sets but was on mobile and didn't have the patience lol
December 8, 2025 at 4:19 PM
First four EDH/Commander decks! I got introduced to the format thanks to the 2011 precons.

Kaalia - classic Angels/Demons/Dragons
Rafiq - Voltron
Child of Alara - Super friends (back when that was hard to do)
Sheoldred - Ramp/reanimator
December 7, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Three teams for different scenarios:
- My comp team from Gen 6, and I wouldn't change much about it presently assuming I could keep those rules
- "Comp" team if I was a serious trainer in-universe and stats didn't matter
- My "cute" team for being an in-universe NPC; this one changes often
December 3, 2025 at 3:24 PM
If they were mechanically unique creatures, they could give them the Icingdeath treatment.
December 3, 2025 at 2:42 PM
At my in-law's for Thanksgiving this year, and this is theirs – I don't think it gets better than this.

(I also love sheep)
November 27, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Started the survey while I was at work, paused while I was in meetings, and then found it was already closed when I resumed. Less than 3 hours to fill this survey out in the middle of a workday is kind of bogus.

#MTG
October 15, 2025 at 6:42 PM
While I agree this is probably the most hilarious overall, most of the memes spawned from this one don't have the context of a comic to support the humor.

That being said, here is my personal favorite derivation:
October 3, 2025 at 1:14 PM
September 24, 2025 at 5:48 PM
"So, more memes like this?"
September 23, 2025 at 8:50 PM
And I forgot one - 20¢!
September 22, 2025 at 11:42 PM
If I had a nickel for every UB reskin of Najeela, the Blade-Blossom...
September 22, 2025 at 11:40 PM
September 19, 2025 at 5:31 PM
THE CUBE IS HERE

Next week is gonna be lit 👀

#MTG #Magic #Cube #MTGCube #VintageCube
September 6, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I now have both a meme and a Magic card for this:
August 24, 2025 at 3:37 PM
My 4:
- Birthing Pod
- Supreme Verdict
- Grapeshot
- Bolas's Citadel
August 12, 2025 at 3:20 PM
#SonicTheHedgehog out of context #4

The IDW comics provide a lot of memeable images. I'm not even into the double-digits and I'm finding so much!

Oh, and the story is fun and engaging, too, I suppose.
December 10, 2024 at 1:32 AM
Sonic out of Context #3:

Another good one came up in my last reading session of the #idw comics. Rough the Skunk makes for a great reaction image, and I have a feeling I'm gonna get a lot of these. #sonic #sonicthehedgehog
December 7, 2024 at 9:13 PM
I've been slacking on Sonic updates, but work does that. Here's a small dump of #sonicthehedgehog out of context.

I'm moving from the Archie comics to the IDW comics for now - the old Archie stuff is *really* slow, so I'll probably go back to it later.
December 7, 2024 at 12:33 AM
And just like that, we're done. Sable kept us company through the movie - she likes chill Sunday night vibes and Christmas decor/music for sure.

Starting December off with a classic!

#cats

#santaclausiscomingtotown #christmasmovies #christmas
December 2, 2024 at 4:29 AM
In anticipation of Sonic 3 this month, I've been digging deeper into various Sonic media. Namely, I've just started Sonic X and the OG Archie Comics, which are both campy and hilarious. I thought I'd start sharing some #SonicTheHedgehog out of context with all of you, starting with this gem here:
December 1, 2024 at 2:37 PM