Mike O'Neal | TheShortNord
@theshortnord.bsky.social
He/Him
💪Co-Owner/Tech Goblin on @swoleinitiativenetwork
🤪 Silly community streamer, Woodworker & DIYer
Check us out @Twitch.TV/SwoleInitiativeNetwork
💪Co-Owner/Tech Goblin on @swoleinitiativenetwork
🤪 Silly community streamer, Woodworker & DIYer
Check us out @Twitch.TV/SwoleInitiativeNetwork
Having ADHD allows me to think about everything all at once which allows me to say fun things like:
"Mitochondria is the power house of the cell, which is my favorite saga of dragonball z"
"Mitochondria is the power house of the cell, which is my favorite saga of dragonball z"
August 8, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Having ADHD allows me to think about everything all at once which allows me to say fun things like:
"Mitochondria is the power house of the cell, which is my favorite saga of dragonball z"
"Mitochondria is the power house of the cell, which is my favorite saga of dragonball z"
Officially dedicating this account to shit my wife says.
Tonight, we have this banger quote: "My future daughters will have huge tits... AND BE EVIL."
Tonight, we have this banger quote: "My future daughters will have huge tits... AND BE EVIL."
April 23, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Officially dedicating this account to shit my wife says.
Tonight, we have this banger quote: "My future daughters will have huge tits... AND BE EVIL."
Tonight, we have this banger quote: "My future daughters will have huge tits... AND BE EVIL."
"If you haven't jorked, you haven't lived" - @megobah.bsky.social
February 20, 2025 at 4:34 AM
"If you haven't jorked, you haven't lived" - @megobah.bsky.social
You would think that my wife is gaming on some salty Call of Duty lobbies the way she is crashing out, but it's really just "Hello Kitty Island Adventure".
February 8, 2025 at 5:36 PM
You would think that my wife is gaming on some salty Call of Duty lobbies the way she is crashing out, but it's really just "Hello Kitty Island Adventure".
During a road trip and seeing a "Tilted Kilt" billboard:
My wife (to the tune of papa johns): "BIGGER BOOBS, BETTER THEME, TILTED KILT"
My wife (to the tune of papa johns): "BIGGER BOOBS, BETTER THEME, TILTED KILT"
January 31, 2025 at 6:40 PM
During a road trip and seeing a "Tilted Kilt" billboard:
My wife (to the tune of papa johns): "BIGGER BOOBS, BETTER THEME, TILTED KILT"
My wife (to the tune of papa johns): "BIGGER BOOBS, BETTER THEME, TILTED KILT"
Anyone else ever go to the movie theatre and fill their soda cup with butter? Asking for a sociopath.
January 29, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Anyone else ever go to the movie theatre and fill their soda cup with butter? Asking for a sociopath.
Gonna get back into making things!
January 22, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Gonna get back into making things!
Microdosing confrontation by watching all the drama show clips my wife sends me.
January 20, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Microdosing confrontation by watching all the drama show clips my wife sends me.
"I bet heaven is just a taco bell" - My wife.
January 14, 2025 at 1:33 AM
"I bet heaven is just a taco bell" - My wife.
Game idea: "Decay". A game where you start off as a newly unalived person. Your goal is to decay as quickly as possible to be reborn. Catch: You actually lose power and strength instead of gaining it as the game progresses.
If something like this already exists; please tell me!
If something like this already exists; please tell me!
December 27, 2024 at 4:24 PM
Game idea: "Decay". A game where you start off as a newly unalived person. Your goal is to decay as quickly as possible to be reborn. Catch: You actually lose power and strength instead of gaining it as the game progresses.
If something like this already exists; please tell me!
If something like this already exists; please tell me!
Me at 1am after too many Luigi memes: Class war? I'll make it a WORLD CLASS war. I'll raise the standard of civil disobedience. I'll put on a clinic.
December 20, 2024 at 2:39 PM
Me at 1am after too many Luigi memes: Class war? I'll make it a WORLD CLASS war. I'll raise the standard of civil disobedience. I'll put on a clinic.
*talking about moods while stressed and not stressed*
Me: "Well, that makes a vast difference."
My wife: "Did you say Vas Deferens?"
😑
Me: "Well, that makes a vast difference."
My wife: "Did you say Vas Deferens?"
😑
November 21, 2024 at 3:10 PM
*talking about moods while stressed and not stressed*
Me: "Well, that makes a vast difference."
My wife: "Did you say Vas Deferens?"
😑
Me: "Well, that makes a vast difference."
My wife: "Did you say Vas Deferens?"
😑
What should I watch next? SPYxFAMILY or force meg to watch jujutsu kaisen?
November 19, 2024 at 11:47 PM
What should I watch next? SPYxFAMILY or force meg to watch jujutsu kaisen?
What do we call blue sky posts? Is it #skywriting? Is it a #Bluep (bloop)? Asking for a friend.
November 18, 2024 at 6:49 PM
What do we call blue sky posts? Is it #skywriting? Is it a #Bluep (bloop)? Asking for a friend.
The extralife charity games were so fun. Got to see the best boy @swoleinitiative.bsky.social teach a father/son duo some d&d and raise money for a great cause!
November 18, 2024 at 6:47 PM
The extralife charity games were so fun. Got to see the best boy @swoleinitiative.bsky.social teach a father/son duo some d&d and raise money for a great cause!
It was 5:30 pm... #daylightsavingtime
November 12, 2024 at 4:57 PM
It was 5:30 pm... #daylightsavingtime
"That movie scared me as a kid, but if James really had a fat ass, I would be IN" -MY wife.
November 9, 2024 at 4:53 AM
"That movie scared me as a kid, but if James really had a fat ass, I would be IN" -MY wife.
Heard someone say "Plain Puppying" instead of "Raw Dogging" and that is a a WILD way to make that phrase PG.
October 22, 2024 at 10:37 PM
Heard someone say "Plain Puppying" instead of "Raw Dogging" and that is a a WILD way to make that phrase PG.