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Welcome to "The Short Print" – where sports card enthusiasts unite for a hearty laugh in the world of news satire!

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PSA Parent Company Acquires Beckett Media as Elaborate Smokescreen to Conceal Purchase of "Timmy’s Totally Rad Bike Spoke Klackers, Inc."

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PSA Parent Company Acquires Beckett Media as Elaborate Smokescreen to Conceal Purchase of "Timmy’s Totally Rad Bike Spoke Klackers, Inc."
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PSA Parent Company Acquires Beckett Media as Elaborate Smokescreen to Conceal Purchase of "Timmy’s Totally Rad Bike Spoke Klackers, Inc."

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PSA Parent Company Acquires Beckett Media as Elaborate Smokescreen to Conceal Purchase of "Timmy’s Totally Rad Bike Spoke Klackers, Inc."
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December 26, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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JASON "THE HAMMER" HARRISON – Investigative Journalist

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JASON "THE HAMMER" HARRISON – Investigative Journalist
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December 12, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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The Misfit Crooks: A Continual Chronicle of Hapless Heists and Cardboard Calamity

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The Misfit Crooks: A Continual Chronicle of Hapless Heists and Cardboard Calamity
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December 12, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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Trading Card Conspiracy Theory: Experts Claim Holographic Foil Is Actually Alien Technology
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Trading Card Conspiracy Theory: Experts Claim Holographic Foil Is Actually Alien Technology
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September 29, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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BREAKING: Kawhi Leonard Cap Scandal Sparks Release of “Uncle Dennis Rookie Cards” — Investors Already Calling Them the Next Honus Wagner

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BREAKING: Kawhi Leonard Cap Scandal Sparks Release of “Uncle Dennis Rookie Cards” — Investors Already Calling Them the Next Honus Wagner
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September 26, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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Local Dad Makes Risky Investment, Bets Junior's Future on Mint Condition Mookie Betts #theshortprint #thehobby #satire

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Local Dad Makes Risky Investment, Bets Junior's Future on Mint Condition Mookie Betts
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September 26, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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Phillies Fan Demands Home Run Ball, Cites "Emotional Support Investment" Portfolio #thehobby #funny #satire
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Phillies Fan Demands Home Run Ball, Cites "Emotional Support Investment" Portfolio
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September 8, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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Have any hot tips for us? Do you have proof of a 1/1 scandal? Are aliens going to take over The Hobby? DM us and let us know!!!
August 20, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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Madison Beer’s “Touchdown‑Ready” Trading Card Hits Shelves, Fans Panic Over Potential “Relationship” Draft Pick #thehobby #madisonbeer #news

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Madison Beer’s “Touchdown‑Ready” Trading Card Hits Shelves, Fans Panic Over Potential “Relationship” Draft Pick
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August 20, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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BREAKING: Man Who Spent $15,000 on Will Grier Card Outraged to Learn Seller Didn’t Offer Free Shipping #thehobby #sportscards #WillGrier

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BREAKING: Man Who Spent $15,000 on Will Grier Card Outraged to Learn Seller Didn’t Offer Free Shipping
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August 18, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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Someone Spent $15,000 on a Will Grier Football Card in 2025 — Why?

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Someone Spent $15,000 on a Will Grier Football Card in 2025 — Why?
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August 17, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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U.S. Government Announces New Tariffs on Sports Cards; Hobbyists Panic, Say “We’ll Just Smuggle Luka RCs in Cereal Boxes”

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U.S. Government Announces New Tariffs on Sports Cards; Hobbyists Panic, Say “We’ll Just Smuggle Luka RCs in Cereal Boxes”
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August 12, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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AI Overlord "Collectron 9000" Infiltrates Sports Card Industry, Declares Himself Supreme Collector #thehobby #sportscards

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AI Overlord "Collectron 9000" Infiltrates Sports Card Industry, Declares Himself Supreme Collector
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August 8, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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Trading Card Investors Ditch Stock Market, Say “Cardboard Has Way Fewer Earnings Calls”

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Trading Card Investors Ditch Stock Market, Say “Cardboard Has Way Fewer Earnings Calls”
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August 7, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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August 5, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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Have you found anything funny today? If so, please let me know below! No seriously, I need to laugh…
July 18, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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IN RELATED NEWS: Hundreds of Collectors Now Claiming Their Tom Brady Rookie Cards Are "Authentic Fakes" and Therefore More Valuable. TheShortPrintNews.com has the exclusive on this groundbreaking new market. #thehobby
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July 18, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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🚨BREAKING🚨: Nationwide Class Action Lawsuit Filed by Collectors Claiming “Emotional Damages” From Opening Modern Trading Card Products #tradingcards #thehobby

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BREAKING: Nationwide Class Action Lawsuit Filed by Collectors Claiming “Emotional Damages” From Opening Modern Trading Card Products
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July 17, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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Signed Michael Jordan Rookie Card Sells for $2.5 Million; Buyer Hopes It Comes with Air Jordans and Partial Ownership of the Hornets

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Signed Michael Jordan Rookie Card Sells for $2.5 Million; Buyer Hopes It Comes with Air Jordans and Partial Ownership of the Hornets
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July 16, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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Revolutionary "Cardboard Connoisseur" Sports Card Product Fails to Impress, Leaves Collectors Scratching Their Heads

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Revolutionary "Cardboard Connoisseur" Sports Card Product Fails to Impress, Leaves Collectors Scratching Their Heads
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March 24, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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Sports Card Industry In 2025 Declares “Everything Is Rare” as Prices for Commons Soar to $500,000 #thehobby #sportscards #rare

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Sports Card Industry In 2025 Declares “Everything Is Rare” as Prices for Commons Soar to $500,000
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March 24, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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Sports Card Radio Declares Itself ‘The Hobby’s Last Line of Defense,’ Immediately Banned from Every Card Show

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Sports Card Radio Declares Itself ‘The Hobby’s Last Line of Defense,’ Immediately Banned from Every Card Show
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February 25, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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PSA Acquires Competitors, Announces Plan to Grade Everything from Childhood Drawings to Grandma's Recipes
#TheHobby #sportscards #PSA

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PSA Acquires Competitors, Announces Plan to Grade Everything from Childhood Drawings to Grandma's Recipes
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February 14, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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Sports Card Market Implodes After Man Finds 1952 Mantle in Grandma's Sock Drawer (Again) #sportscards #satire

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Sports Card Market Implodes After Man Finds 1952 Mantle in Grandma's Sock Drawer (Again)
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February 10, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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Nation's Collectors Demand Refund After MLB Jersey Swatch in Memorabilia Card Turns Out to Be Torn Napkin
#sportscards #sarcasm

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Nation's Collectors Demand Refund After MLB Jersey Swatch in Memorabilia Card Turns Out to Be Torn Napkin
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February 6, 2025 at 3:03 PM