WASHINGTON - In a move that has been hailed as a breath of fresh air by pundits, the United States has changed its official motto from "In God We Trust" to "Fuck 'em". Talk about a long overdue change! The new motto more accurately represents America's stances on every issue both foreign and domestic. When asked about the Ukraine War, the poor, Israeli bombings of Palestine, scientists, Taiwan, victims of famine in Africa, NFL players with CTE, homeless veterans, illiterates, child soldiers of drug cartels, women, infrastructure, refugees, income inequality, environmentalists, mental health issues, or the future, we can proudly point to our new logo before flipping the bird to anyone watching.