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I AM AVAILABLE FOR ALL AD SLOGANS AND GRAPHICS. THIS IS A SAMPLE I SENT TO HUMM VEIGHS FACEBOOK TO DRUM UP BUSINESS.
WHEN THEY ANSWER ILL LET U KNOW.

CUTTING EDGE SLOGANS FOR SERIOUS BUSINESS. THE MR. NINTENDOTAPES PROMISE.
May 16, 2024 at 3:58 PM
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THINGS THAT MAKE U GO DAMN IT.
April 7, 2024 at 2:25 PM
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Does Dear Abby possess the Heart of Bushido? A reader questions my Advisory Credentials and I answer them with honor and perfect response.

Also, What are good topics to discuss on a Romantic Picnic?

These questions answered on today's installment of
mrnintendotapes.com
March 6, 2024 at 1:35 PM
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dont believe Big Cryptid.
these two west virginians are separate individuals.
March 5, 2024 at 12:06 PM
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“Some guy”
January 29, 2024 at 9:51 PM
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the power of human endeavour will always beat the machine...read the story of john henry v the steel robot.
January 21, 2024 at 4:04 AM
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HAPPY THANKSGIVING to all of bluesky and the world. This ancient issue I wrote a piece for was recently unearthed and i'm fielding a lot of uncomfortable questions (esp. from Strong Ms. Pac-Man- gulp!) anyways here is a blast from my past
November 23, 2023 at 1:26 PM
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last night i was invaded in dreams by mind enemy Mr. Do!
he is trying to undermine my relationship with strong ms pac-man!!
do not play the game mr. do! or any of its spin offs! he is a jerk and not everyone needs to be able to lift to be someone anyway. she said she likes that she can protect me!!!
November 22, 2023 at 5:22 PM
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Well I did it again my mind gf Strong Ms. Pac-Man is mad at me bc I forgot I lied about playing Mr Do (they dated) and let it slip that he has a castle now (we are struggling in a studio apt and rent is month late) its hard to see a jerk like him live his best life is all. I shouldn’t have played it
November 21, 2023 at 1:49 PM
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what if u could change the past...today's review is classic nintendo tape CHRONO TRIGGER.
read on to see how mr. baseball and having wet dr*ams on the floor in front of your family can affect the future.

mrnintendotapes.com
November 16, 2023 at 1:16 PM
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if i made a tape of my own perhaps it would have been this
October 17, 2023 at 10:46 PM
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revised image from yesterday. this design is available on shirt and hoody, sticker and print at link in bio.
October 17, 2023 at 11:20 AM