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Sion Jones
@thesionjones.bsky.social
Author of Jakub Riser series, Offerings for Arianrhod, and other pulled word sandwiches baked slow and low. Pen still belongs to Aethem Press, the rest goes to @violetlotus.bsky.social.
#SpartansWill.
At this point, I'm honestly here for the red pandas and the raccoons.
February 19, 2024 at 8:35 PM
I feel you. Today was a "waking up to Irish Coffee" day.
February 4, 2024 at 7:47 PM
LOL. Lewis Black said it best. Throw a chimp in a parachute out of a plane over the Midwest. The first person's hand he shakes becomes President.
January 24, 2024 at 12:25 AM
and we missed one. He's good at marting.
January 23, 2024 at 1:49 AM
I doubt the headshot is even real.
January 23, 2024 at 1:48 AM
"And how did you feel about that?"
"I mean, I do sort through trash. It's what I do."
"But why do you do it?"
"Because I can, cat. Because I can."
"I think we're done for this session. Same time next week?"
January 14, 2024 at 12:45 PM
Show me my person.
December 26, 2023 at 9:54 PM
Honestly, this doesn't surprise me at all. Not trying to make it weird, but you seem to have kept the best parts of all of them, which lends to an exotic look. Meaning it's a good thing.
December 21, 2023 at 5:04 AM
In the words of Oppenheimer, "I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds."

Suffer.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qN7...
The Hamster Dance Song
The Hamster Dance Song by Hampton the Hamster
www.youtube.com
December 18, 2023 at 9:17 PM
Happy Birthday! It gets worse. And better. Depends on how you lie to yourself, or if you just break down and enjoy the ride. The latter is much more fun. You'll see.

Betcha still feel 25 until you move though, right?
December 16, 2023 at 11:32 AM
Have a good day of it!
December 9, 2023 at 7:21 PM