Sizey Dog
thesizedogthing.bsky.social
Sizey Dog
@thesizedogthing.bsky.social
Ditzy Dogboy Giant with a Valley Girl personality
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His stammering voice is mildly hypnotic . . . if you let him ramble, just him talking will relax your mind and leave you helpless to disobey a request he makes, and that includes impossible ones.

If he tells you to shrink, you'll do it.
He's got his former bully in a locket to prove it.
January 8, 2026 at 8:54 AM
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Her second test run was going to be with more food, but her intern snuck onto the spinner instead . . . and now there's a smug 19-year-old holding one foot over a police precinct and threatening to flatten it and the rest of the block in one stomp.
January 9, 2026 at 5:05 AM
🥰
January 21, 2026 at 6:42 PM
ooo or maybe like a garbage truck...
January 21, 2026 at 6:41 PM
the worst (best) disasters (rampages) start from inside the walls 🙏
January 21, 2026 at 6:39 PM
relish away. hell sometimes I do it right before growing just to see the mites reactions from the delay

it's cute how they let their guard down🥰
January 21, 2026 at 6:29 PM
that's just MEEEEEEEEEEEE
January 21, 2026 at 6:23 PM
big Ripley is scary, small Ripley is just Ripley watching the effect of her name in front row seats while grinning evilly

like a sewer rat
January 21, 2026 at 6:22 PM
still hot
January 20, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Dog looks outside to see other dog (massive) messing with the planes out of sheer boredom

up to you whether to be thankful or not that it's just the ones currently in the air passing by him
January 20, 2026 at 6:29 PM
oh hey it's another of those yummy crumbs that occasionally show up on my table
January 20, 2026 at 3:04 AM