The Smutette
thesmutette.bsky.social
The Smutette
@thesmutette.bsky.social
Audio erotica fan in her 40s.
Often smutty, sometimes slutty, ALWAYS political. Because everything IS political.
MDNI 🔞
Keep it respectful.
I am such a slut for backs. Ugh. 🔥
February 7, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Regularly. And people are always so awkward if I am honest about it. So now I don't say anything!
February 7, 2026 at 12:01 AM
I definitely know. That recent one with Julius King? 🤌
February 6, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Oh god, I forget that people see stuff like this that I reply 🙈😅
February 6, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Please speak to my husband!
February 5, 2026 at 11:29 PM
Ugh. Just what is it about backs 🫦😮‍💨
January 31, 2026 at 1:48 AM
I just dropped something under my desk, be right back!
a woman is sitting at a table in a booth with the word prime video on the bottom
ALT: a woman is sitting at a table in a booth with the word prime video on the bottom
media.tenor.com
January 17, 2026 at 6:56 PM
*exhales* 🫦 what a start to my feral Friday!
January 16, 2026 at 8:10 AM
While my situation isn't exactly the same as yours, I am touch starved, intimacy starved, and it is so difficult. Some days it hurts. So you haven't screamed in to the ether with this one, I saw it. And I feel a lot of what you describe.
January 16, 2026 at 8:09 AM
Yep. I wouldn't be sad AT ALL at the repost of your "extra lick of cream" piece of writing. Yep. Still living rent free in my head. After all this time!
January 15, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Too much time. Thankfully, a few years ago, I just learnt to block and move on with my day.
January 15, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Well this is the hottest thing I've read on Bluesky today 🔥
January 15, 2026 at 2:57 PM
*bite*
January 15, 2026 at 2:56 PM
This is not quelling my feral mood today 🫦bloody hell Ems 🫠
January 15, 2026 at 2:13 PM
The struggle is real!
January 15, 2026 at 9:37 AM
Post school run entertainment sorted, thanks Deep 🤭🫦😁
January 15, 2026 at 7:02 AM
This made me laugh! Our August Bank holiday is basically this, our national nothing day 😂
January 15, 2026 at 6:36 AM