Guys, I'm starting to think we're not going to be getting those checks. I guess I'll put them in the same empty bank account that I opened for all that money Soros still owes me for protesting.

ICE procedural update: Each agent will be issued one bullet that will be stored securely in their shirt pocket until such time that a supervisory agent instructs them to remove the bullet from their pocket and carefully load it into their firearm. Thank you for your attention to this matter.