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Lover of trying new things, especially soda.
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Eye of Sau-prawn?
January 19, 2026 at 12:30 AM
The first thing I do for work is watch this show two or three times.

It's not a great way to start the week mentally.
January 19, 2026 at 12:29 AM
This needs to return next Winter.
January 18, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Congrats on surviving the blizzard.

Signed, a Gulf Coast resident
January 18, 2026 at 2:38 PM
I have no proof of that, which makes me doubtful.

I think I can just look at the flavor and taste it based on all the Dew I've had.
January 16, 2026 at 8:51 PM
I must have dreamed about reviewing this, because I really thought I did.

Perhaps the regional-ness of it all kept it out of my hands.
January 16, 2026 at 8:46 PM
He just needs to play. He asked Wendy for the baseball bat so nicely. He just needs to play.
January 16, 2026 at 12:56 AM
I've scrolled over this three times since I've woken up and had to unclench my jaw each time.
January 15, 2026 at 1:46 PM
They look STELLAR!
January 13, 2026 at 12:09 PM
This man says "varmint" for certain
January 13, 2026 at 12:03 AM
With those being the two options, I'm picking the latter.
January 11, 2026 at 5:18 PM
What in the hell? How did I never see that?
January 9, 2026 at 3:50 AM
The Krackle is the green right side of the square. Biggest one.

I had several more after this picture was taken.
January 8, 2026 at 12:43 AM
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January 7, 2026 at 12:41 AM
*finds my lactaid*
January 5, 2026 at 8:57 PM
It was the ruffles for sure. I haven't seen that ad in 30 years and as soon as I saw that brand name (of an ice cream I never ate) I immediately remembered the ruffles.
January 5, 2026 at 5:38 AM
Did you know that Green Jellÿ (pronounced Jello, but spelled differently for legal reasons) wrote the soundtrack to Maximum Carnage?
January 5, 2026 at 3:03 AM
GLIZZY Slang Meaning | Merriam-Webster share.google/7dy199mhxvAB...
glizzy
Glizzy is slang for a frankfurter with a typically mild flavor that is heated and usually served in a long split roll, aka a hot dog.
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January 5, 2026 at 1:14 AM
I don't think that's it either. I'm unsure of the origin though.
January 5, 2026 at 1:14 AM