Thomas Brendel 🔀
thesolemnbard.bsky.social
Thomas Brendel 🔀
@thesolemnbard.bsky.social
a man of letters
For albums, it's Atmosphere's "When Life Gives You Lemons, You Paint That Shit Gold"
February 4, 2026 at 6:26 PM
For the record Thank You Mario But Our Princess Is In Another Castle has the same character count
February 4, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Missing this caption imo
January 28, 2026 at 12:57 AM
Did she think he meant hedges
January 13, 2026 at 2:02 AM
The trailer just made me want to watch Defending Your Life, but I always want to do that
December 27, 2025 at 3:51 AM
The water is deep but he's wearing his bath jugs
December 21, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Correctly guessed that the specific reference was Calvinball, sad it wasn't the Noodle Incident
December 19, 2025 at 3:31 AM
It was mildly useful because when it kept stopping midcycle the app was the only place I could see that it suddenly thought the door was open
December 15, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I mostly listen to three albums of ambient post-rock, and it's so ignorable I had one track stuck on repeat for a full week without noticing
November 23, 2025 at 7:24 PM
The best 7 minutes of film I know are about a man who has been bit, and his final preparations

youtu.be/gryenlQKTbE?...
youtu.be
October 28, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I also have unfinished stories HBO can buy, if that's what it takes
October 26, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I want a movie theater where I can show old stuff for silly reasons. A month of full-sentence titles, from Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore to You Can't Take It With You
October 25, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Oh, you
October 21, 2025 at 4:35 PM
We can pretend to be lots of things, but in fact this year will probably see a statistically significant uptick in frogs
October 20, 2025 at 12:24 PM
It wouldn't have won (that was the year of Let It Go) but not letting that song even be nominated was a crime
October 10, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Cinemetropolis - Blues Scholars

youtu.be/XiLyBlo6EYY?...
Cinemetropolis
YouTube video by Blue Scholars - Topic
youtu.be
October 5, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I'm sure that came straight from Gov. Gregory Abbott himself, possibly under guidance from VP James Vance
September 22, 2025 at 6:44 PM
No prison can hold him
September 20, 2025 at 8:05 PM
To be fair, that term originated with actual engineers in the '50s

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unobtai...
Unobtainium - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
September 19, 2025 at 11:32 AM
So nice I want to take a photograph
September 17, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Off Book: The Improvised Musical and nothing else
September 17, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Wild that you said this today, her Actual Birthday
September 17, 2025 at 2:18 AM