TheSoupin8or
@thesoupin8or.bsky.social
He/him | Andor enthusiast
I have been out of town for a while but rest assured that I was constantly haunted by how much everything sucks. I hope the consequences of ICE's actions are revisited upon them with as careful consideration as they have given to others
January 11, 2026 at 12:26 AM
I have been out of town for a while but rest assured that I was constantly haunted by how much everything sucks. I hope the consequences of ICE's actions are revisited upon them with as careful consideration as they have given to others
I propose a version where the little guy bracing for impact in the diagram is simultaneously sipping on a fresh Sprite™️
It should be illegal to make flight attendants read ads. Great plan, teaching passengers to tune out the people who give safety briefings. While we're at it, the safety manual seems like an under-explored advertising opportunity as well. Why tf not?
January 5, 2026 at 6:35 AM
I propose a version where the little guy bracing for impact in the diagram is simultaneously sipping on a fresh Sprite™️
It should be illegal to make flight attendants read ads. Great plan, teaching passengers to tune out the people who give safety briefings. While we're at it, the safety manual seems like an under-explored advertising opportunity as well. Why tf not?
January 5, 2026 at 6:33 AM
It should be illegal to make flight attendants read ads. Great plan, teaching passengers to tune out the people who give safety briefings. While we're at it, the safety manual seems like an under-explored advertising opportunity as well. Why tf not?
New Year's Eve would be way more interesting if they actually dropped the ball. I'm picturing a big reverse piñata situation. Shrapnel in all directions. There'd be a body count. They'd have to rebuild it every year. I see no problems with this
December 31, 2025 at 5:26 PM
New Year's Eve would be way more interesting if they actually dropped the ball. I'm picturing a big reverse piñata situation. Shrapnel in all directions. There'd be a body count. They'd have to rebuild it every year. I see no problems with this
I have been informed that wild truffles are in fact a kind of mushroom and the kind I am eating are only similar to them in name and appearance which makes a lot of sense tbh, but I do feel like I am a victim of false advertising
Truffles are fire man, I can see why pigs go crazy for these
December 31, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I have been informed that wild truffles are in fact a kind of mushroom and the kind I am eating are only similar to them in name and appearance which makes a lot of sense tbh, but I do feel like I am a victim of false advertising
Truffles are fire man, I can see why pigs go crazy for these
December 31, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Truffles are fire man, I can see why pigs go crazy for these
From my personal experience, I find it incredibly unlikely that the choir of children sing their song and they practiced all year long. Couple of months at most, if that
December 25, 2025 at 4:52 AM
From my personal experience, I find it incredibly unlikely that the choir of children sing their song and they practiced all year long. Couple of months at most, if that
Why is eye twitching always because of bad stuff like stress or whatever. Why can't I be so happy my eye twitches
December 18, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Why is eye twitching always because of bad stuff like stress or whatever. Why can't I be so happy my eye twitches
Chuck Berry's heart is in the right place, but calling Rudolph a "mastermind" compared to all the other reindeer is a bit of an exaggeration imo. All he did was get relentlessly bullied for a birth defect and then Santa took pity on him. What's so smart about that
December 17, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Chuck Berry's heart is in the right place, but calling Rudolph a "mastermind" compared to all the other reindeer is a bit of an exaggeration imo. All he did was get relentlessly bullied for a birth defect and then Santa took pity on him. What's so smart about that
Doing the Dune sandworm walk after committing a crime to avoid gait detection cameras but forgetting to wear a disguise, thereby leaving me vulnerable to regular cameras
December 17, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Doing the Dune sandworm walk after committing a crime to avoid gait detection cameras but forgetting to wear a disguise, thereby leaving me vulnerable to regular cameras
My brain would rather do one million practice drawings than a single good drawing when I want it to. I know I'm putting too much pressure on myself but damn man idk how to stop
December 16, 2025 at 4:49 AM
My brain would rather do one million practice drawings than a single good drawing when I want it to. I know I'm putting too much pressure on myself but damn man idk how to stop
Level 1 enemy: guy who backs into parking spaces
Level 2 enemy: guy who backs into DIAGONAL parking spaces on the left side
Level 100 enemy: Guy who does that and then drives forward to leave, ALSO GOING THE WRONG WAY! They should crush your car into a cube with you inside
Level 2 enemy: guy who backs into DIAGONAL parking spaces on the left side
Level 100 enemy: Guy who does that and then drives forward to leave, ALSO GOING THE WRONG WAY! They should crush your car into a cube with you inside
December 16, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Level 1 enemy: guy who backs into parking spaces
Level 2 enemy: guy who backs into DIAGONAL parking spaces on the left side
Level 100 enemy: Guy who does that and then drives forward to leave, ALSO GOING THE WRONG WAY! They should crush your car into a cube with you inside
Level 2 enemy: guy who backs into DIAGONAL parking spaces on the left side
Level 100 enemy: Guy who does that and then drives forward to leave, ALSO GOING THE WRONG WAY! They should crush your car into a cube with you inside
Imagine staring directly into the LED headlights of a lifted F-150. I'd have laughed and called him names too
Releasing my more accurate version of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer where, as would be necessary for it to actually be helpful on a foggy night, his nose is so fucking bright it blows out the camera exposure and every frame is just a pinkish-white blast into your retinas
December 14, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Imagine staring directly into the LED headlights of a lifted F-150. I'd have laughed and called him names too
Releasing my more accurate version of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer where, as would be necessary for it to actually be helpful on a foggy night, his nose is so fucking bright it blows out the camera exposure and every frame is just a pinkish-white blast into your retinas
December 14, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Releasing my more accurate version of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer where, as would be necessary for it to actually be helpful on a foggy night, his nose is so fucking bright it blows out the camera exposure and every frame is just a pinkish-white blast into your retinas
Tires are the balls of the car when you think about it
December 5, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Tires are the balls of the car when you think about it
I was cooking with this one
Justin Bieber's Mistletoe would really benefit from a rap break imo
December 2, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I was cooking with this one
Arriving at work before sunrise and leaving just before sunset got me feeling like Cyril Karn when he was living with his mom
December 1, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Arriving at work before sunrise and leaving just before sunset got me feeling like Cyril Karn when he was living with his mom
Pretty fucked up that setting up service with Duke Energy is just the first half of the call, and then they transfer you to some huckster who tries to upsell you on a bunch of other random bullshit. My experience was perfect until exactly 50% of the way through the call lmao
November 26, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Pretty fucked up that setting up service with Duke Energy is just the first half of the call, and then they transfer you to some huckster who tries to upsell you on a bunch of other random bullshit. My experience was perfect until exactly 50% of the way through the call lmao
It's actually insane how good the Pirates of the Caribbean theme song is. Best to ever do it fr
November 21, 2025 at 3:47 PM
It's actually insane how good the Pirates of the Caribbean theme song is. Best to ever do it fr
Spilled a ton of oil on the floor behind me as I walked today and I've never felt more like a Batman villain. I'll bet that shit totally works irl
November 20, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Spilled a ton of oil on the floor behind me as I walked today and I've never felt more like a Batman villain. I'll bet that shit totally works irl
Microdosing the feeling of having an assassin point a laser sight at me by suddenly realizing that the moving blue light around my feet is in fact a forklift's headlights
November 20, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Microdosing the feeling of having an assassin point a laser sight at me by suddenly realizing that the moving blue light around my feet is in fact a forklift's headlights
The pardon power shouldn't exist at all tbh. Feels like this was the inevitable outcome of having it, and the only thing stopping this before was a reverence for norms. Either the justice system works or it doesn't, but a get-out-of-jail-free card the president can hand out at will is insane
November 11, 2025 at 11:03 AM
The pardon power shouldn't exist at all tbh. Feels like this was the inevitable outcome of having it, and the only thing stopping this before was a reverence for norms. Either the justice system works or it doesn't, but a get-out-of-jail-free card the president can hand out at will is insane
Dipping my toe into skincare since shaving my head so I don't look busted and there's so much to it omg. I'm taking oils off, I'm putting oils back on. Why are there so many oils and where do they come from? There are like 10 moisturizers. Shit is crazy
November 9, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Dipping my toe into skincare since shaving my head so I don't look busted and there's so much to it omg. I'm taking oils off, I'm putting oils back on. Why are there so many oils and where do they come from? There are like 10 moisturizers. Shit is crazy
That victory speech made me want to run through a wall man. I wish I lived in NY
November 6, 2025 at 11:43 PM
That victory speech made me want to run through a wall man. I wish I lived in NY
I'll vote for any Dem candidate who directs even half this level of vitriol and vindictiveness toward him. It's not enough to just be a competent steward of democracy or whatever, the adult in the room. I need transformative change and I need you to very vocally hate him and anyone who voted for him
Donald Trump on former President Biden this morning:
“He is a criminal and should be in jail. A major lowlife and failure. An ugly person, both inside and out. I beat him badly and love watching him squirm now.”
“He is a criminal and should be in jail. A major lowlife and failure. An ugly person, both inside and out. I beat him badly and love watching him squirm now.”
October 30, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I'll vote for any Dem candidate who directs even half this level of vitriol and vindictiveness toward him. It's not enough to just be a competent steward of democracy or whatever, the adult in the room. I need transformative change and I need you to very vocally hate him and anyone who voted for him