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thesoutherndad.bsky.social
The Southern Dad
@thesoutherndad.bsky.social
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Just a dad trying to figure out how to raise his kids in our autocratic hellscape where our only hope is an ineffectual opposition party. Also I like puppies.
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The Southern Dad @thesoutherndad.bsky.social · Jul 14
"Stop posting this shit" meme. Fake Truth Social post from Trump saying stop posting this shit with a meme of him signing an executive order that says Epstein didn't kill himself.
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The Southern Dad @thesoutherndad.bsky.social · 1h
I'm pretty sure Trump makes Vance call himself worse in front of the cabinet for shits and giggles.

You could call Vance a couch fucking shit weasel's herpes sore in print and nobody would care.
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The Southern Dad @thesoutherndad.bsky.social · 1h
Can their rulings truly be legally binding if they aren't rooted in law?

It's all based on whims and not the letter of the law.
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The Southern Dad @thesoutherndad.bsky.social · 5h
He wouldn't know, he has dementia.
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The Southern Dad @thesoutherndad.bsky.social · 5h
the allosaurus does n't understand ( it is confused ) on make a gif
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The Southern Dad @thesoutherndad.bsky.social · 6h
I thought his "Thank you for your attention to this matter" posts sounded like Miller.
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The Southern Dad @thesoutherndad.bsky.social · 7h
a young boy with a surprised look on his face and the word yep written below him
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The Southern Dad @thesoutherndad.bsky.social · 7h
Did they make him less pale too?
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The Southern Dad @thesoutherndad.bsky.social · 7h
I haven't seen a single Charlie Kirk apologist comment on this.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 9h
Trump: "We took the freedom of speech away because that's been through the courts and the courts said you have freedom of speech, but what has happened is when they burn a flag it agitates and irritates crowds."
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The Southern Dad @thesoutherndad.bsky.social · 7h
But don't you dare call them Nazis. It'll hurt their little fascist feelings.
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The Southern Dad @thesoutherndad.bsky.social · 8h
"Good faith" is such a whimsical legal premise
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The Southern Dad @thesoutherndad.bsky.social · 8h
But they won't
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The Southern Dad @thesoutherndad.bsky.social · 8h
Jake Tapper must be frothing at the mouth right now to write another book about Biden.
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The Southern Dad @thesoutherndad.bsky.social · 8h
So many in the US don't understand how weak the legal framework is to hold these fuckers accountable.

We're going to need our own London Agreement before we can Nuremberg these Chucklefucks.
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The Southern Dad @thesoutherndad.bsky.social · 8h
To be fair to conservative comics, it has to be hard to find good jokes when your comedic lens is hate.
A rightwing late-night show may have bombed – but the funding behind it is no laughing matter
Conservative donors spent hundreds of thousands of dollars to make a rightwing Stephen Colbert-style talkshow
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The Southern Dad @thesoutherndad.bsky.social · 11h
Then they were ratioed.

Then they came to disable quote posts 🤣
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The Southern Dad @thesoutherndad.bsky.social · 12h
Nah, Italian beef is too spicy for these guys.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 1d
These guys are so vulnerable to defecting to Chicago
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Wesley Morgan @wesleymorgan.bsky.social · 1d
Don’t think these Texas National Guard guys are going to be chasing any immigrants around Chicago on foot
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The Southern Dad @thesoutherndad.bsky.social · 12h
You can't talk about how we got here without talking about how Democratic leadership has fallen for Lucy pulling away the football at every opportunity.

Get real or get primaried.
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The Southern Dad @thesoutherndad.bsky.social · 12h
What about the one where the executive tries to do things without money and jails anyone who dissents? And then the dissenters' cases get taken to the supreme court where Roberts says a bunch of bullshit and rules that democracy is for liberal pussies?
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The Southern Dad @thesoutherndad.bsky.social · 12h
Uh, the supreme court ruled that the stuff in red is unconstitutional. The president can completely ignore and break laws.
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The Southern Dad @thesoutherndad.bsky.social · 13h
At least this one's spine hasn't already succumbed to osteoporosis?
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The Southern Dad @thesoutherndad.bsky.social · 14h
It's almost as if Republicans don't operate in good faith
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The Southern Dad @thesoutherndad.bsky.social · 14h
He needs to quit being a pussy and do it already. We all know he's going to chicken out.
a poster for national taco day with three tacos
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The Southern Dad @thesoutherndad.bsky.social · 14h
They're going to have to focus groups this skeet and get you an outdated rebuttal 3 years from now
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The Southern Dad @thesoutherndad.bsky.social · 14h
So Congress is going to impeach Pam Bondi after that hearing, right?
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The Southern Dad @thesoutherndad.bsky.social · 16h
They'll do the same thing christians with morals do and say this guy is not "a real christian"