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SpaceSkeleton Dragon
@thespaceskeleton.bsky.social
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I AM THE GOD OF HELLFIRE! SpaceSkeleton Dragon of UDIC. Gamer, weirdo, metalhead, serial killer & mass murderer. Good, bad... I'm the guy with the pun. Blah blah whatever bio bio bio bio bio
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SpaceSkeleton Dragon @thespaceskeleton.bsky.social · 12d
a man holding a mirror with the words i 'm gorgeous on the bottom
ALT: a man holding a mirror with the words i 'm gorgeous on the bottom
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SpaceSkeleton Dragon @thespaceskeleton.bsky.social · 32m
What a ridiculous question. Of *course* they are.
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SpaceSkeleton Dragon @thespaceskeleton.bsky.social · 37m
God gamer moment bask in my power
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SpaceSkeleton Dragon @thespaceskeleton.bsky.social · 8h
This one was pure instinct. I opened the cupboard, saw the bottle rolling out, immediately grabbed it with my empty hand. I've done it enough times IRL that in VR it was just second nature.
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SpaceSkeleton Dragon @thespaceskeleton.bsky.social · 8h
I didn't even know you *could* kill Jeff.
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SpaceSkeleton Dragon @thespaceskeleton.bsky.social · 38m
Need? No. Starmer's desire to cozy up to fascists? Absolutely.
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SpaceSkeleton Dragon @thespaceskeleton.bsky.social · 53m
Morning, fuckos, how's it hanging. Hope everyone is doing great*

*Except this cunt.
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SpaceSkeleton Dragon @thespaceskeleton.bsky.social · 8h
This one was pure instinct. I opened the cupboard, saw the bottle rolling out, immediately grabbed it with my empty hand. I've done it enough times IRL that in VR it was just second nature.
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SpaceSkeleton Dragon @thespaceskeleton.bsky.social · 8h
(Well, I say "so little ammo" but I mean for the proper guns; I had 1000 pistol rounds but screw trying to take out Jeff with a pistol)
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SpaceSkeleton Dragon @thespaceskeleton.bsky.social · 8h
What's more, I'm surprised this achievement is so rare. They give you so little ammo and so many distraction devices (ie: throwable glass bottles) that it felt really rather natural to distract the fucker and sneak around his blind ass. It didn't even occur to me to try to kill him.
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SpaceSkeleton Dragon @thespaceskeleton.bsky.social · 8h
I didn't even know you *could* kill Jeff.
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SpaceSkeleton Dragon @thespaceskeleton.bsky.social · 9h
Yeah, well, I suggest you should embrace the idea of not being prime minister after the next election.
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SpaceSkeleton Dragon @thespaceskeleton.bsky.social · 9h
I don't usually pay any sort of attention to Big Brother but I saw this cunt and had to comment. If this is the sort of shitfuck they have on the show I'm glad I don't watch.
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SpaceSkeleton Dragon @thespaceskeleton.bsky.social · 9h
Straight up fuck this absolute clown. Look at him! If that doesn't scream "nonce" at you, nothing does.
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SpaceSkeleton Dragon @thespaceskeleton.bsky.social · 10h
The *absolute fucking state of it*. He looks like what you get if Simply Red had a child with a Swan Vesta. Nonce.
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SpaceSkeleton Dragon @thespaceskeleton.bsky.social · 10h
"Sir, a second teleprompter has been shot"
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SpaceSkeleton Dragon @thespaceskeleton.bsky.social · 10h
Still, thanks for reminding me; I should actually sit down and play these games.
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SpaceSkeleton Dragon @thespaceskeleton.bsky.social · 10h
@playtonicgames.com Fuck me for owning it on Epic I guess.
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SpaceSkeleton Dragon @thespaceskeleton.bsky.social · 10h
You might be able to tell by either the username or my response but "TrulyEpicLawls" is well known on gfaqs for being a Truly Epic Dickhead.
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SpaceSkeleton Dragon @thespaceskeleton.bsky.social · 10h
What do you mean, "elaborate"? If there's an update for your BIOS it means theres something wrong with it. It's not a fucking videogame, it's the single most crucial piece of programming in your entire PC. They don't update your BIOS on a whim you complete tit.
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SpaceSkeleton Dragon @thespaceskeleton.bsky.social · 11h
Well well FUCKING well. www.tomsguide.com/computing/on...
Discord users suffer the first high-profile age-verification hack – and it's unlikely to be the last
Critics of age verification laws warned this was inevitable
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SpaceSkeleton Dragon @thespaceskeleton.bsky.social · 12h
Real shame what happened to him, pneumonia at such a young age 😕
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SpaceSkeleton Dragon @thespaceskeleton.bsky.social · 13h
Oh yeah you son of a bitch you know what time it is
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SpaceSkeleton Dragon @thespaceskeleton.bsky.social · 13h
Attached the little amp disc thingy onto my brand new banjolele, fits pretty good. Now to try and find my amp.
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SpaceSkeleton Dragon @thespaceskeleton.bsky.social · 14h
I stopped reading at "you idiots", but I'm sure the rest of your missive was just as banal.
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SpaceSkeleton Dragon @thespaceskeleton.bsky.social · 14h
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsaC...
Vinny - skate. glitches.
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SpaceSkeleton Dragon @thespaceskeleton.bsky.social · 14h
It's literally "Hey! You didn't update your microcode with the latest patch. You can still play the game but you might want to get that sorted before your processor fucking dies on you".

I get it's groovy to hate on Blizzard but they're *not responsible in any way for this*.
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