Sold the first copy of my first zine!

They shoot you out of a cannon?

One main one.

My little guy has passed. We're not sure how old he was, but he was between 18-21. He got into a bad way over the weekend, and passed naturally. I'm going to miss him for the rest of my life.

Now Mike, if you promise to tell *just* 1 friend to help us promote this discovery, we're going to ✂️ one payment off! That's right, you'll make only four easy payments of just $19.99!

But wait!

There's more!

If you order in the next 51 minutes, i'll add in this *luxurious* set of steak knifes!

Better yet: a two for one.

The real reason to not mess with us:

Not a soldier, but I'll be by your side friend. I've always wanted to visit DC...

I came home to this. Jagger (black dog) isn't a cuddly type, not with Jingle (white dog) anyway. But if Jagger is *sound asleep* already, sometimes Jingle will cautiously snuggle in. And the hilarious part is that Jagger is fine with it then :)

It's amazing how well designed they are! My Jagger is *17* and shows *zero* signs of being cold *ever*!

Naw. They learned their lesson the last time they messed with Canada.

Jingle, aka Tingle!