Patrick
@thesplat.bsky.social
106 kgs of mangled cartilage, lousy eyesight, and 🐄💩. Canuck tragic - will have players at my funeral so they can let me down one more time. Still love ‘em though.
Of course they did because Trump & Hesgeth are a couple of deadset motherfuckers.
Breaking NYT:
The Pentagon used a secret aircraft painted to look like a civilian plane in its first boat attack, according to officials briefed on the matter.
The laws of armed conflict forbid combatants from feigning civilian status.
That is a war crime called "perfidy."
The Pentagon used a secret aircraft painted to look like a civilian plane in its first boat attack, according to officials briefed on the matter.
The laws of armed conflict forbid combatants from feigning civilian status.
That is a war crime called "perfidy."
U.S. Attacked Boat With Aircraft That Looked Like a Civilian Plane
www.nytimes.com
January 13, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Of course they did because Trump & Hesgeth are a couple of deadset motherfuckers.
Anyone wanna lend me five billion dollars so i can buy the Canucks from the Aquilinis? OR…maybe a bunch of us can pool our money?
January 13, 2026 at 2:48 AM
Anyone wanna lend me five billion dollars so i can buy the Canucks from the Aquilinis? OR…maybe a bunch of us can pool our money?
It’s real interesting to me that the groups that are brushing off #ReneeGood as someone that should have complied or listened to an order are the same groups that were screaming when Ashlii Babbitt met her fate on J6.
January 10, 2026 at 1:30 AM
It’s real interesting to me that the groups that are brushing off #ReneeGood as someone that should have complied or listened to an order are the same groups that were screaming when Ashlii Babbitt met her fate on J6.
Rescue helicopter around frankston beach. Damn.
January 9, 2026 at 6:46 AM
Rescue helicopter around frankston beach. Damn.
All this shit people talk about an illegal war in Venezuela- it’s too fucking late to worry about it now. Who is going to stop that fat mango fuck now? He should have been stopped five years ago.
January 3, 2026 at 11:27 AM
All this shit people talk about an illegal war in Venezuela- it’s too fucking late to worry about it now. Who is going to stop that fat mango fuck now? He should have been stopped five years ago.
My dad and step mom, Canadians, are wintering in Mazatlan. They’re due to drive back home in February. Not sure going thru the States tomorrow, let alone February, is going to be a great idea. #FuckTrump #Venezuela #DemocracyIsToastInAmerica
January 3, 2026 at 11:23 AM
My dad and step mom, Canadians, are wintering in Mazatlan. They’re due to drive back home in February. Not sure going thru the States tomorrow, let alone February, is going to be a great idea. #FuckTrump #Venezuela #DemocracyIsToastInAmerica
Flicked to Sky News for info on Bondi Beach. ‘This inter-faith hatred must stop’ was one of the first sentences I heard.
Fucking irony just died of a coronary.
Fucking irony just died of a coronary.
December 14, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Flicked to Sky News for info on Bondi Beach. ‘This inter-faith hatred must stop’ was one of the first sentences I heard.
Fucking irony just died of a coronary.
Fucking irony just died of a coronary.
I’m not so naive to know why something like Bondi Beach could happen but it’s a gut punch to the soul to know it did happen.
Lucky country? Maybe not so much anymore.
Lucky country? Maybe not so much anymore.
December 14, 2025 at 9:31 AM
I’m not so naive to know why something like Bondi Beach could happen but it’s a gut punch to the soul to know it did happen.
Lucky country? Maybe not so much anymore.
Lucky country? Maybe not so much anymore.
I mean, I’m certainly not going to start cheering for the Wild but I am looking forward to seeing Quinn Hughes excel on a good team again. #canucks
December 13, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I mean, I’m certainly not going to start cheering for the Wild but I am looking forward to seeing Quinn Hughes excel on a good team again. #canucks
I have to laugh at my fellow Canucks fans hoping to be dead last at the end of the year so we have the best chance to get McKenna.
Good things don’t happen to the Canucks, people.
Good things don’t happen to the Canucks, people.
December 6, 2025 at 3:42 AM
I have to laugh at my fellow Canucks fans hoping to be dead last at the end of the year so we have the best chance to get McKenna.
Good things don’t happen to the Canucks, people.
Good things don’t happen to the Canucks, people.
Look….Kane isn’t too popular with the Canucks fanbase but that’s gotta give a small amount of credit.
November 30, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Look….Kane isn’t too popular with the Canucks fanbase but that’s gotta give a small amount of credit.
Canucks missed a goal by a bees dick but it’s a good start, with EP40 driving the net. Keep that sort of thing up, plus maybe a PP goal, we’ll be ok.
November 30, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Canucks missed a goal by a bees dick but it’s a good start, with EP40 driving the net. Keep that sort of thing up, plus maybe a PP goal, we’ll be ok.
Unpopular opinion. Garland isn’t as good as most of the fanbase thinks he is. Selfish, third turnover on the pp tonight. Yep full of hustle but makes dumb decisions.
Still better than Kane admittedly.
#canucks
Still better than Kane admittedly.
#canucks
November 28, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Unpopular opinion. Garland isn’t as good as most of the fanbase thinks he is. Selfish, third turnover on the pp tonight. Yep full of hustle but makes dumb decisions.
Still better than Kane admittedly.
#canucks
Still better than Kane admittedly.
#canucks
Currently working so not able to watch the game but the Canucks seem to be Canucking, as standard in Canucksville.
Oops and just as I’m writing this up…it’s 4-1. I’m gonna go find a bar.
Oops and just as I’m writing this up…it’s 4-1. I’m gonna go find a bar.
November 24, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Currently working so not able to watch the game but the Canucks seem to be Canucking, as standard in Canucksville.
Oops and just as I’m writing this up…it’s 4-1. I’m gonna go find a bar.
Oops and just as I’m writing this up…it’s 4-1. I’m gonna go find a bar.
Fucking Kane. More interesting in dropping the gloves than being defensively sound.
He’s had one good game out of nineteen for the Canucks. Good candidate to be fired into the sun. Metaphorically of course.
He’s had one good game out of nineteen for the Canucks. Good candidate to be fired into the sun. Metaphorically of course.
November 15, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Fucking Kane. More interesting in dropping the gloves than being defensively sound.
He’s had one good game out of nineteen for the Canucks. Good candidate to be fired into the sun. Metaphorically of course.
He’s had one good game out of nineteen for the Canucks. Good candidate to be fired into the sun. Metaphorically of course.
I will never waste time on anything in my life more than expecting success with the Canucks.
November 15, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I will never waste time on anything in my life more than expecting success with the Canucks.
That’s the class of Boeser - can have a real quiet game, then comes up big when the Canucks need a goal.
November 9, 2025 at 5:30 AM
That’s the class of Boeser - can have a real quiet game, then comes up big when the Canucks need a goal.
Sometimes I think I only love the Canucks out of habit. What sane person would follow this team from scratch nowadays?
November 9, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Sometimes I think I only love the Canucks out of habit. What sane person would follow this team from scratch nowadays?