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Jeffrey
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Writer. Former educator. PNW. Made in NJ. Hobbyist extraordinaire. Suffering Mets fan 💙🧡💙. Let's go Devils 🏒😈. Green Party member turned Blue 💙. Cat afficionado 😺.
And with that, our season is over. As always, Let's Go Mets! 💙🧡💙
September 28, 2025 at 10:33 PM
It's time to get clutch.
September 26, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Don't be like Jerome. LFGM! 💙🧡💙
September 24, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Every raid has at least one grown adult with a stupid mohawk.
September 6, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Our community garden plot is telling me to make homemade tomato soup today.
September 6, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Spoiler alert: it did not make sense once I grew up.
September 5, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Amen to that. Gravity tried to take me out on a hike.
September 3, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I think all my GenX baddies remember this one. 🤣
August 28, 2025 at 5:52 PM
This was literally my experience growing up...
August 20, 2025 at 7:10 PM
He's mad because I am curing my garlic plants in his normal hidey spot.
August 15, 2025 at 9:02 PM
"Christian values"...
August 15, 2025 at 7:51 PM
When the Mets lose again...
August 6, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Check out this asshole.
August 6, 2025 at 7:32 PM
We are going to bury him in our community garden plot.
August 4, 2025 at 5:47 AM
August 4, 2025 at 3:09 AM
First pic of the field mouse I rescued on my walk today.
August 4, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Teardrop cat.
August 1, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Just kicking back on the balcony and plotting the fall of capitalism. 😉
August 1, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Seems appropriate here. 😉
July 8, 2025 at 4:54 AM
We are watching Showgirls on Max. It's one of those rare movies that is both poorly written and badly acted.
July 4, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Not me. I'm as angry as ever.
July 3, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Thankfully, days like today have a soundtrack.
July 3, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I don't remember the context here. But it makes me laugh, and I'll never not repost it.
July 3, 2025 at 5:14 PM
A pile of cheddar bay biscuits is a viable lunch, and you can't convince me otherwise.
July 2, 2025 at 10:08 PM
July 1, 2025 at 9:41 PM