These fuckers on Kitchen Nightmares be like “Gordon Ramsay doesn’t like the food at our restaurant.” Yeah, no shit. That’s why he’s there pea brain.

#kitchennightmares #gordonramsay #food

Was JD Vance at the inauguration? Or did someone leave a couch backstage?

#fuckjdvance

I’m afraid that if I’m ever involved in a plane crash and there are survivors, I’ll be the first one chosen to be eaten. Which, to be fair, I’d feed a lot of people. So I can’t be mad at the logic.

#bluesky #fucktwitter