The Swearwolves
@theswearwolves.bsky.social
AZ/PA based horror podcast since 2018. 260+ episodes.
Bret & David discuss all things horror. Hilarity and profanity ensues. New episodes drop sporadically at 12am ET everywhere podcasts are streamed and at www.theswearwolves.com
Bret & David discuss all things horror. Hilarity and profanity ensues. New episodes drop sporadically at 12am ET everywhere podcasts are streamed and at www.theswearwolves.com
Ep. 264: Axe, Lies, and Videotape
Bret and David catch up on what they've been up to over the last several months and discuss the 2024 horror film, Bloody Axe Wound.
Now streaming on all major podcast platforms and right here.
https://theswearwolves.com/2025/10/26/ep-264-axe-lies-and-videotape/
Bret and David catch up on what they've been up to over the last several months and discuss the 2024 horror film, Bloody Axe Wound.
Now streaming on all major podcast platforms and right here.
https://theswearwolves.com/2025/10/26/ep-264-axe-lies-and-videotape/
October 27, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Ep. 264: Axe, Lies, and Videotape
Bret and David catch up on what they've been up to over the last several months and discuss the 2024 horror film, Bloody Axe Wound.
Now streaming on all major podcast platforms and right here.
https://theswearwolves.com/2025/10/26/ep-264-axe-lies-and-videotape/
Bret and David catch up on what they've been up to over the last several months and discuss the 2024 horror film, Bloody Axe Wound.
Now streaming on all major podcast platforms and right here.
https://theswearwolves.com/2025/10/26/ep-264-axe-lies-and-videotape/
David’s currently in Rome and stopped at Dario Argento’s store, Profondo Rosso. Awesome place with a cool little area below it with tableaus of some of his films.
June 12, 2025 at 6:04 PM
David’s currently in Rome and stopped at Dario Argento’s store, Profondo Rosso. Awesome place with a cool little area below it with tableaus of some of his films.
Ep. 263: Ghostface Takes Manhattan
Bret and David grab a couple slices of pizza, swing by a bodega, board a train to Midtown, and discuss 2023's Scream VI.
Now playing on all major podcast streaming platforms &👇
https://theswearwolves.com/2025/06/01/ep-263-ghostface-takes-manhattan/
Bret and David grab a couple slices of pizza, swing by a bodega, board a train to Midtown, and discuss 2023's Scream VI.
Now playing on all major podcast streaming platforms &👇
https://theswearwolves.com/2025/06/01/ep-263-ghostface-takes-manhattan/
June 2, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Ep. 263: Ghostface Takes Manhattan
Bret and David grab a couple slices of pizza, swing by a bodega, board a train to Midtown, and discuss 2023's Scream VI.
Now playing on all major podcast streaming platforms &👇
https://theswearwolves.com/2025/06/01/ep-263-ghostface-takes-manhattan/
Bret and David grab a couple slices of pizza, swing by a bodega, board a train to Midtown, and discuss 2023's Scream VI.
Now playing on all major podcast streaming platforms &👇
https://theswearwolves.com/2025/06/01/ep-263-ghostface-takes-manhattan/
Coming Monday, June 2, to all major podcast platforms (just search "The Swearwolves")...
Ep. 263: Ghostface Takes Manhattan
#ScreamVI
Ep. 263: Ghostface Takes Manhattan
#ScreamVI
a person wearing a scream mask is riding a bus
ALT: a person wearing a scream mask is riding a bus
media.tenor.com
May 29, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Coming Monday, June 2, to all major podcast platforms (just search "The Swearwolves")...
Ep. 263: Ghostface Takes Manhattan
#ScreamVI
Ep. 263: Ghostface Takes Manhattan
#ScreamVI
Ep. 262: Bored Games
Bret & David discuss the 1993 film, Arcade, and "The Bishop of Battle" segment from the 1983 film, Nightmares.
Now streaming on all major podcast platforms and right here:
Bret & David discuss the 1993 film, Arcade, and "The Bishop of Battle" segment from the 1983 film, Nightmares.
Now streaming on all major podcast platforms and right here:
Ep. 262: Bored Games
Bret and David catch up on what they've been up to so far this year - including the launch of Bret's arcade (ahem... Fizzy's Arcade in Milton, Pennsylvania). This segues to discussions about the 1993 film, Arcade, and "The Bishop of Battle" segment from the 1983 film, Nightmares.
theswearwolves.com
March 10, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Ep. 262: Bored Games
Bret & David discuss the 1993 film, Arcade, and "The Bishop of Battle" segment from the 1983 film, Nightmares.
Now streaming on all major podcast platforms and right here:
Bret & David discuss the 1993 film, Arcade, and "The Bishop of Battle" segment from the 1983 film, Nightmares.
Now streaming on all major podcast platforms and right here:
It's been a while since we've posted anything on YouTube, so here's a video of David's Evil Dead/Evil Dead 2 reel-to-reel player:
youtu.be/-Eaw__fTU9I?...
youtu.be/-Eaw__fTU9I?...
The Evil Dead | Evil Dead 2 | Panasonic RQ-706S Reel-to-Reel Player | Professor Knowby Recordings
YouTube video by The Swearwolves
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February 3, 2025 at 10:14 PM
It's been a while since we've posted anything on YouTube, so here's a video of David's Evil Dead/Evil Dead 2 reel-to-reel player:
youtu.be/-Eaw__fTU9I?...
youtu.be/-Eaw__fTU9I?...
We'll talk more about Days of the Dead Las Vegas whenever we record our next episode, but in the meantime, here are some pics of stuff David got signed...
January 20, 2025 at 3:54 AM
We'll talk more about Days of the Dead Las Vegas whenever we record our next episode, but in the meantime, here are some pics of stuff David got signed...
This is David. I'll be in Las Vegas tomorrow night/part of Saturday for Days of the Dead at the Plaza Hotel & Casino. If you spot me, say hello. I'll be on stilts and wearing the world's largest pair of assless chaps.
*looks at notes*
Oh, sorry. No. I'll just be wearing a t-shirt and jeans.
*looks at notes*
Oh, sorry. No. I'll just be wearing a t-shirt and jeans.
January 17, 2025 at 3:37 AM
This is David. I'll be in Las Vegas tomorrow night/part of Saturday for Days of the Dead at the Plaza Hotel & Casino. If you spot me, say hello. I'll be on stilts and wearing the world's largest pair of assless chaps.
*looks at notes*
Oh, sorry. No. I'll just be wearing a t-shirt and jeans.
*looks at notes*
Oh, sorry. No. I'll just be wearing a t-shirt and jeans.
Ep. 261: The Swearwolves Were Hung
Bret and David put up the tree, pour some eggnog, and invite you to sit by the fire as they discuss Bret's arcade progress and the 2018 horror anthology film All the Creatures Were Stirring.
Bret and David put up the tree, pour some eggnog, and invite you to sit by the fire as they discuss Bret's arcade progress and the 2018 horror anthology film All the Creatures Were Stirring.
Ep. 261: The Swearwolves Were Hung
Bret and David put up the tree, pour some eggnog, and invite you to sit by the fire as they discuss Bret's arcade progress and the 2018 horror anthology film All the Creatures Were Stirring.
theswearwolves.com
December 23, 2024 at 5:00 AM
Ep. 261: The Swearwolves Were Hung
Bret and David put up the tree, pour some eggnog, and invite you to sit by the fire as they discuss Bret's arcade progress and the 2018 horror anthology film All the Creatures Were Stirring.
Bret and David put up the tree, pour some eggnog, and invite you to sit by the fire as they discuss Bret's arcade progress and the 2018 horror anthology film All the Creatures Were Stirring.
Coming Monday, December 23, to all major podcast platforms (just search "The Swearwolves")...
Ep. 261: The Swearwolves Were Hung
Ep. 261: The Swearwolves Were Hung
December 19, 2024 at 3:51 AM
Coming Monday, December 23, to all major podcast platforms (just search "The Swearwolves")...
Ep. 261: The Swearwolves Were Hung
Ep. 261: The Swearwolves Were Hung
If you've listened to our latest episode, here are a couple of updates:
1) Bret got the keys to his soon-to-be arcade today!
2) David absolutely caved and bought that Evil Dead pinball machine.
Thanks to those who have suggested movies for our upcoming Christmas episode. Keep 'em coming!
1) Bret got the keys to his soon-to-be arcade today!
2) David absolutely caved and bought that Evil Dead pinball machine.
Thanks to those who have suggested movies for our upcoming Christmas episode. Keep 'em coming!
December 2, 2024 at 3:39 AM
If you've listened to our latest episode, here are a couple of updates:
1) Bret got the keys to his soon-to-be arcade today!
2) David absolutely caved and bought that Evil Dead pinball machine.
Thanks to those who have suggested movies for our upcoming Christmas episode. Keep 'em coming!
1) Bret got the keys to his soon-to-be arcade today!
2) David absolutely caved and bought that Evil Dead pinball machine.
Thanks to those who have suggested movies for our upcoming Christmas episode. Keep 'em coming!
Ep. 260: John Carver of Mass
Bret and David discuss Bret's new business venture, an upcoming Evil Dead themed pinball machine, and Eli Roth's 2023 throwback slasher, Thanksgiving.
Bret and David discuss Bret's new business venture, an upcoming Evil Dead themed pinball machine, and Eli Roth's 2023 throwback slasher, Thanksgiving.
Ep. 260: John Carver of Mass
Bret and David discuss Bret's new business venture, an upcoming Evil Dead themed pinball machine, and Eli Roth's 2023 throwback slasher, Thanksgiving.
theswearwolves.com
November 25, 2024 at 5:00 AM
Ep. 260: John Carver of Mass
Bret and David discuss Bret's new business venture, an upcoming Evil Dead themed pinball machine, and Eli Roth's 2023 throwback slasher, Thanksgiving.
Bret and David discuss Bret's new business venture, an upcoming Evil Dead themed pinball machine, and Eli Roth's 2023 throwback slasher, Thanksgiving.
Coming Monday, November 25, to all major podcast platforms (just search "The Swearwolves")...
Ep. 260: John Carver of Mass
#Thanksgiving
Ep. 260: John Carver of Mass
#Thanksgiving
a mascot dressed as a pilgrim with a pink tongue
ALT: a mascot dressed as a pilgrim with a pink tongue
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November 22, 2024 at 10:30 PM
Coming Monday, November 25, to all major podcast platforms (just search "The Swearwolves")...
Ep. 260: John Carver of Mass
#Thanksgiving
Ep. 260: John Carver of Mass
#Thanksgiving
Hotel --> booked!
There's no guest list yet, but a convention covering the entire Friday the 13th franchise?
We're in.
nightmare-events.com/events/cryst...
There's no guest list yet, but a convention covering the entire Friday the 13th franchise?
We're in.
nightmare-events.com/events/cryst...
Crystal Lake Nightmares | Nightmare Events
nightmare-events.com
November 18, 2024 at 3:36 AM
Hotel --> booked!
There's no guest list yet, but a convention covering the entire Friday the 13th franchise?
We're in.
nightmare-events.com/events/cryst...
There's no guest list yet, but a convention covering the entire Friday the 13th franchise?
We're in.
nightmare-events.com/events/cryst...
Goddamn, it's refreshing for our feed to not be clogged with ads, bots, trolls, sexists, racists, homophobes, transphobes, xenophobes, incels, and assorted dorks.
If those things annoy you, too, and you like horror (but also don't take life TOO seriously)... please check us out.
If those things annoy you, too, and you like horror (but also don't take life TOO seriously)... please check us out.
November 15, 2024 at 4:26 AM
Goddamn, it's refreshing for our feed to not be clogged with ads, bots, trolls, sexists, racists, homophobes, transphobes, xenophobes, incels, and assorted dorks.
If those things annoy you, too, and you like horror (but also don't take life TOO seriously)... please check us out.
If those things annoy you, too, and you like horror (but also don't take life TOO seriously)... please check us out.
Happy 89th birthday to Tom Atkins! It's no secret that Tom is one of our favorite horror icons (and therefore one of our favorite humans). We've met him many times over the years, but here's our most recent photos with him (from last month).
November 14, 2024 at 3:45 AM
Happy 89th birthday to Tom Atkins! It's no secret that Tom is one of our favorite horror icons (and therefore one of our favorite humans). We've met him many times over the years, but here's our most recent photos with him (from last month).
So, yeah... I think we're going to be more active over here.
a man in a hat and scarf stands next to a woman in front of a laptop and says oh hello
ALT: a man in a hat and scarf stands next to a woman in front of a laptop and says oh hello
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November 14, 2024 at 2:45 AM
So, yeah... I think we're going to be more active over here.
Watching "Nope" right now for the first time since catching it at the theater. How would you rank Jordan Peele's films?
That said, the guy's 3-for-3 as far as we're concerned.
That said, the guy's 3-for-3 as far as we're concerned.
September 10, 2023 at 5:13 AM
Watching "Nope" right now for the first time since catching it at the theater. How would you rank Jordan Peele's films?
That said, the guy's 3-for-3 as far as we're concerned.
That said, the guy's 3-for-3 as far as we're concerned.
David picked up a couple of signs to hang over his Halloween pinball machine, along with a new wallet (all from Trick or Treat Studios).
August 26, 2023 at 7:11 PM
David picked up a couple of signs to hang over his Halloween pinball machine, along with a new wallet (all from Trick or Treat Studios).
Halloween season is coming up. If you use Apple Music, here's a playlist that we update regularly. All of the songs are from horror movies.
A Horror Soundtrack… Soundtrack! Curated by The Swearwolves by David Thompson
Playlist · 109 Songs
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August 20, 2023 at 4:03 AM
Halloween season is coming up. If you use Apple Music, here's a playlist that we update regularly. All of the songs are from horror movies.
In addition to the podcast, we regularly attend horror conventions all over the US. If you ever want to meet up (or tell us off) in person, we keep our schedule updated here: https://theswearwolves.com/in-the-flesh/
World Tour
Although we’re a podcast, we also exist in the physical world. It’s the damndest thing. If you’d like to meet us, good news: the feeling is mutual! With a Swearwolf on each coast …
theswearwolves.com
August 19, 2023 at 5:36 AM
In addition to the podcast, we regularly attend horror conventions all over the US. If you ever want to meet up (or tell us off) in person, we keep our schedule updated here: https://theswearwolves.com/in-the-flesh/
We're new to this app, but we're not new to podcasting (though we're currently on hiatus).
If you dig horror, laughing, and aren't bothered by foul language and jokes about the male anatomy: we've got 250 episodes streaming on all major podcast platforms.
Just search "The Swearwolves."
If you dig horror, laughing, and aren't bothered by foul language and jokes about the male anatomy: we've got 250 episodes streaming on all major podcast platforms.
Just search "The Swearwolves."
August 19, 2023 at 5:30 AM
We're new to this app, but we're not new to podcasting (though we're currently on hiatus).
If you dig horror, laughing, and aren't bothered by foul language and jokes about the male anatomy: we've got 250 episodes streaming on all major podcast platforms.
Just search "The Swearwolves."
If you dig horror, laughing, and aren't bothered by foul language and jokes about the male anatomy: we've got 250 episodes streaming on all major podcast platforms.
Just search "The Swearwolves."
Bret met Shavar Ross and Tiffany Helm from Friday the 13th Part V tonight at New Jersey Horror Con!
August 18, 2023 at 11:53 PM
Bret met Shavar Ross and Tiffany Helm from Friday the 13th Part V tonight at New Jersey Horror Con!