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🍺the tacky dragon pub🍺
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Welcome to the tacky dragon, a little pub with a lot of history...maybe too much history...
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Welcome to the tacky dragon pub! Come on in from the cold, grab a drink and warm up by the fireside, and remember, the ghosts are more scared of you than you are of them...in theory...
Please try to ignore what sounds like sinister whisperings coming from within the chimney, it's just the wind…probably…
December 2, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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We have a do not touch sign by the screaming skull for a reason...
November 26, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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There's been an invasion of particularly ravenous moths in the local area recently, so if you plan to stay at the pub past sunset try to wear man made fibres, unless you don't mind having to streak your way back home.
November 14, 2025 at 5:30 PM
We have a do not touch sign by the screaming skull for a reason...
November 26, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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Do not go over to the old lady sitting in the corner facing the wall. She is not what she appears to be.
November 17, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Please remember that the “stepping stones” in the pub garden are actually graves belonging to one of the pub's previous owners and their family, who were brutally murdered as they slept with a jar of pickled eggs, so try and treat them with respect.
November 24, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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We do serve spirits, but only if they behave themselves.
November 13, 2025 at 5:58 PM
This week's Sunday dinner special is the sausage supreme roast, where everything you love about a roast is crammed into a sausage!
November 23, 2025 at 3:55 PM
At this present time
We can only speak haiku.
Back to normal soon.
November 22, 2025 at 6:56 PM
We ask that you not step on the pub's pond while it's frozen, even if it looks solid, as the pond's water is less buoyant than normal water. If it cracks under your weight you will immediately sink into its unfathomably deep, dark abyss, no matter how good of a swimmer you think you are…
November 21, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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It's starting to get chilly out there, so we've put our Bovril based cocktails and mocktails back on the menu!
November 18, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Until further notice, please stay within your table's candlelight🕯️
November 20, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Since it's starting to get so cold we thought we'd get a cosy fire going in the pub’s fireplace. Unfortunately, we didn't realise there was a dead badger wedged in the chimney…hopefully the smell of singed badger hair will dissipate soon…
November 19, 2025 at 6:04 PM
It's starting to get chilly out there, so we've put our Bovril based cocktails and mocktails back on the menu!
November 18, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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It may look like the trees in the pub garden have moved locations during the night, but you would be mistaken 🌳
November 15, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Do not go over to the old lady sitting in the corner facing the wall. She is not what she appears to be.
November 17, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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It's Monday once again! To help make it a little brighter all food and drinks today will be served by clowns, because who doesn't love the idea of being served by nose honking, balloon animal making, pratfalling, cream pie throwing servers who can't wait to entertain you with their constant antics 🤡
November 3, 2025 at 11:27 AM
This weekend's Sunday special is the roast dinner soup! Simply order your favourite roast and we'll blend it up for you for a delicious, drinkable dinner 🥣
#sunday #roastdinner #soup
November 16, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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Ghost dogs are good dogs too, so if you see one floating around make sure to tell them so (it'll make their afterlife!) 🐕
November 11, 2025 at 4:57 PM
It may look like the trees in the pub garden have moved locations during the night, but you would be mistaken 🌳
November 15, 2025 at 12:46 PM
There's been an invasion of particularly ravenous moths in the local area recently, so if you plan to stay at the pub past sunset try to wear man made fibres, unless you don't mind having to streak your way back home.
November 14, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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The weekend is almost here, so why not pop on by, grab a drink and something to eat, ignore the feeling that there's an unholy presence looming behind you, and enjoy your Friday night with us! 🎉
November 7, 2025 at 5:30 PM
We do serve spirits, but only if they behave themselves.
November 13, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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We thought this was obvious, but if you're found using good luck talismans on any of the gambling machines you will be barred!
November 10, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Yes the wooden floors are a tad sticky, but that's intentional as it helps keep even the tipsiest patrons upright!
November 12, 2025 at 10:04 PM