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The Talking Dragon (🏳️‍⚧️☭)
@thetalkingdragon.bsky.social
(she/it)
weird transfem dragon/lizort/reptile thing
weird Far-LibLeft Mostly-Orthodox-Marxist
weird and strange in general.

DO NOT RETWEET LIZRPOSTS (Please •ω•)
Notes: dyke

P.S. Welcome to bug.net
Close enough, welcome back John Lennon
December 3, 2025 at 7:01 AM
goopy
November 25, 2025 at 10:01 PM
From-scrartch brown ies
November 20, 2025 at 10:26 PM
me when I’m here
November 18, 2025 at 5:57 PM
November 16, 2025 at 4:44 PM
five hour of sleem
November 16, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Torn primarily between these two (wough..)
November 11, 2025 at 11:37 PM
eer :3
November 4, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Excuse the everloving fuck out of me what the fuck do you mean “inaccurately identifying my gender”
October 31, 2025 at 5:51 AM
the fucking rain soaked through my backpack ;m;
October 31, 2025 at 3:12 AM
“Here’s your vicodin prescription, don’t worry it’s on the House”

“So my insurance covered i-“

Gregory House:
October 29, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Pigeons !!!
October 25, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Uhh

These seemed sufficiently odd compared to the other posts so here hehahrmgsngnsng
October 15, 2025 at 11:59 PM
October 13, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Hot (literal) tip, eyeballing cayenne powder for spiced hot choccy is not a good idea if you don’t remember how hot cayenne pepper is
October 13, 2025 at 6:25 PM
wait just a slingitysloobin minute here

Kobold To Dragon Telepathic Network
October 8, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Who up inserting meaty lengths in they mouths
October 7, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Girlbreakfast (yes I deliberately held my mug as awkwardly as possible just to do the finger thing)

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October 6, 2025 at 5:59 PM
WOAOOWOOAOOOOOO
September 30, 2025 at 6:16 AM
For Aphniion it was most surely getting squished under the Lathanderite temple after trying to take the mace

The rest of the party managed to escape safely, so Lae’zel used a scroll of revivify to bring them back, and promptly viciously chewed her out for her foolishness
September 8, 2025 at 3:34 PM
OH GOd THEY’RE BOTH HERE I’M NERVOUS
August 7, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Reposting this from Twitter because HAUEUAUUEUAUEAAAAAAGH
that is all
August 5, 2025 at 8:40 PM
(deranged)
July 31, 2025 at 12:25 AM
God fUCKing damn it’s been- FOUR YEARS???????

FOUR YEARS AND THE OMORI OST STILL TRIPS MY ASS
I HEAR TEN SECONDS OF “DUET” AND I F- I- WHU ???????
July 29, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Speaking of that, I’m the one that they call irresponsible and say that I don’t do anything around the house

Meanwhile this fucking disaster that had been sitting on the counter for over two weeks
July 27, 2025 at 7:15 AM