realized recently that if you remove all the bones from a body before raising it, you can theoretically get a zombie *and* a skeleton out of one guy. pretty cool, but then I was like, why stop there? so far im up to like 6 creatures created from a single human. having trouble feeding them all though

there are probably hundreds of people out there who have never even heard of Gump the Lump. hundreds. maybe even thousands. something to think about

Youre tellin’ me i’ve got HOW MAny wolves inside me???

Do you ever feel
Like a plastic bag
At the bottom of the Mariana Trench
Tricking scientists into thinking they found a cool new organism

ignore my previous post

Goblin on her hob til she dragons my dungeon

you ever wanna just lie on your stomach and be gently crushed by a hydraulic press