CJ Stroud? More like CJake Delhomme if you ask me.

Thanksgiving dinner time! I'm taking the turkey out of the deep freezer and dropping it straight into the fryer. The more frozen a turkey is, the crispier it fries. Also, I'm doing this inside so that none of the flavor evaporates.

I saw Gayle Benson, Willie Green, Joe Dumars, and Mickey Loomis at the same poker games that Chauncey Billups was at! @FBI @ScotlandYard @JackBauer @Interpol @Batman

Outside of getting fired...the worst thing that could happen to the average American worker is ending up at Subway for lunch.