I have maybe 10 followers, and they are mostly acts of courtesy. Its quite liberating.

I'd suggest something that's in the same family as your existing router. One of the reasons I love Zen is their routers (Fritzbox) are not only fabulous, but also dirt cheap second hand, and really easy to set up as slave switches (wirelessly)

I had someone ask me what our "interdimensional" courses were about but I assumed that was just someone who needed glasses

They need to move London to somewhere more convenient for the rest of us.

My journey from Ayr to London on the 4th is.... interesting.

Would it be annoying if I reminded you to back everything up, several times?

Didn't you used to be a newspaper?

"normal levels of arsenic" feels very Victorian, but also something you might hear from about series 5 of CSI.

To be clear, my A level chemistry teacher was actually v reliable

I'm reluctant to repeat it, as it probably came from an unreliable teacher, but I'm sure I was told that Napoleon eventually died from Arsenic poisoning, as the wallpaper was green and his room damp. It's a cumulative poison I think.

Is the Napoleon story a myth?

Quick, gratuitous boost for the woodcraft folk woodcraft.org.uk

I am, as we speak, surrounded by Irn Bru Fudge

Womens clothes do seem to be far worse than men's for this. I wonder what gender the person who came up with the system was?

It sounds, in this case, that the tool (the platform you're trying to put the details into) fails on points 2 and 3. They should work well on older technology, otherwise that's a hurdle.