The Tozzer
@thetozzer.bsky.social
Wrong side of not telling you how many years. Male+man+queer. 🇬🇧 born 🇦🇺 based.
So I was feeling trashy and decided to treat myself to Lynx Black Vanilla and now I smell like upmarket bathroom cleaner.
January 9, 2026 at 11:38 PM
So I was feeling trashy and decided to treat myself to Lynx Black Vanilla and now I smell like upmarket bathroom cleaner.
How have I only just noticed that the trainer who says hello to me most mornings in the gym has a seriously firm butt?
January 4, 2026 at 8:56 PM
How have I only just noticed that the trainer who says hello to me most mornings in the gym has a seriously firm butt?
I can’t get over how my housemate likes to pop a “Male Mojo” pill before hitting the gym. He must like working out with the horn. Me personally, I’d find that distracting.
January 3, 2026 at 11:26 PM
I can’t get over how my housemate likes to pop a “Male Mojo” pill before hitting the gym. He must like working out with the horn. Me personally, I’d find that distracting.
Fuck yeah world. I’m awesome
Just wanted to share that.
Just wanted to share that.
January 3, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Fuck yeah world. I’m awesome
Just wanted to share that.
Just wanted to share that.
Welcome to 2026, world
December 31, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Welcome to 2026, world
Happy Christmas world. I hope everyone who wanted one got a visit from Santa.
December 24, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Happy Christmas world. I hope everyone who wanted one got a visit from Santa.
Happy Monday for those who celebrate.
December 21, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Happy Monday for those who celebrate.
So, update on the blue pill situation. After explaining to the doc that even half a dose gives me horrendous headaches, he’s changed tack and prescribed me low dose Cialis. One pill a day. I haven’t had a chance to test the tackle in battle yet, but I’m definitely getting more morning wood :)
December 19, 2025 at 10:52 PM
So, update on the blue pill situation. After explaining to the doc that even half a dose gives me horrendous headaches, he’s changed tack and prescribed me low dose Cialis. One pill a day. I haven’t had a chance to test the tackle in battle yet, but I’m definitely getting more morning wood :)
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Good Morning
💜💜daverich uk💜💜
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October 18, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Good Morning
💜💜daverich uk💜💜
💜💜daverich uk💜💜
You know what I would like to bring back from Ancient Rome? Bathhouse slaves (or attendants I guess). I really could do with someone else scrubbing my crack and towelling me dry instead of twisting myself into contortions.
October 5, 2025 at 3:11 AM
You know what I would like to bring back from Ancient Rome? Bathhouse slaves (or attendants I guess). I really could do with someone else scrubbing my crack and towelling me dry instead of twisting myself into contortions.
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Voting open for the British Podcast awards. Good to see Words Unravelled getting some love @robwords.bsky.social @jesszafarris.bsky.social
www.britishpodcastawards.com
www.britishpodcastawards.com
July 24, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Voting open for the British Podcast awards. Good to see Words Unravelled getting some love @robwords.bsky.social @jesszafarris.bsky.social
www.britishpodcastawards.com
www.britishpodcastawards.com
So lads, is in inappropriate to suggest to my best man what I might like on my stag night?
July 22, 2025 at 9:02 PM
So lads, is in inappropriate to suggest to my best man what I might like on my stag night?
July 17, 2025 at 9:44 PM
When grandad was young?
July 13, 2025 at 7:35 AM
When grandad was young?
I wonder. Is “pan-curious”
a sexual orientation?
a sexual orientation?
June 19, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I wonder. Is “pan-curious”
a sexual orientation?
a sexual orientation?
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Making your mind up!
May 17, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Making your mind up!
Took a blue pill but my date bails on me and now I’m at home doing the vacuuming with a boner. I think my life needs a reset.
May 2, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Took a blue pill but my date bails on me and now I’m at home doing the vacuuming with a boner. I think my life needs a reset.
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It's kind of a no-brainer that making PrEP free would be a good thing for Australia but I feel like based on how things are going in the US they'd try to make it a culture war thing. www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
Brisbane Greens MP joins OnlyFans to ‘make people pay attention’ to HIV prevention drug policy
Exclusive: Stephen Bates spruiks free PrEP and PEP proposal on subscription platform best known for adult content, as well as on dating app Grindr
www.theguardian.com
April 15, 2025 at 9:05 PM
It's kind of a no-brainer that making PrEP free would be a good thing for Australia but I feel like based on how things are going in the US they'd try to make it a culture war thing. www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
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Tomorrow in Chicago, 1pm rally for trans visibility, hope I'll see you there 💜
March 29, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Tomorrow in Chicago, 1pm rally for trans visibility, hope I'll see you there 💜
Car detailing videos are giving me the horn this morning. So either I’ve developed a strange mechanical fetish or my body is telling me I need to mate with an Englishman with a polishing tool 🤷
March 28, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Car detailing videos are giving me the horn this morning. So either I’ve developed a strange mechanical fetish or my body is telling me I need to mate with an Englishman with a polishing tool 🤷