Karmic fuckup
@thetruelies.bsky.social
I love women so much, I am practically a male lesbian.
Is it weird that I have like 25 movies in my top 10 list??!!🧐
September 24, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Is it weird that I have like 25 movies in my top 10 list??!!🧐
WARNING.
Be careful who you’re talking to when you talk to yourself.
Be careful who you’re talking to when you talk to yourself.
December 13, 2024 at 5:51 PM
WARNING.
Be careful who you’re talking to when you talk to yourself.
Be careful who you’re talking to when you talk to yourself.
Book recommendation:
“How to raise the value of your art” by Dying.
Get it?!
“How to raise the value of your art” by Dying.
Get it?!
December 11, 2024 at 3:12 AM
Book recommendation:
“How to raise the value of your art” by Dying.
Get it?!
“How to raise the value of your art” by Dying.
Get it?!
The more carefully you plan, the more unpredictable the outcome will be
December 8, 2024 at 1:04 AM
The more carefully you plan, the more unpredictable the outcome will be
If you carefully avoid saying something embarrassing, someone else will bring it up anyway.
December 5, 2024 at 5:40 AM
If you carefully avoid saying something embarrassing, someone else will bring it up anyway.
The thing you just threw away is exactly what you’ll need tomorrow.
December 4, 2024 at 5:44 AM
The thing you just threw away is exactly what you’ll need tomorrow.
The repairman will never have the part you need on the first visit.
December 4, 2024 at 5:41 AM
The repairman will never have the part you need on the first visit.
If there’s a 50/50 chance, you’ll get it wrong 90% of the time.
December 4, 2024 at 5:38 AM
If there’s a 50/50 chance, you’ll get it wrong 90% of the time.
The probability of dropping something is directly proportional to its value.
December 4, 2024 at 5:37 AM
The probability of dropping something is directly proportional to its value.
If you’re running on time, your car keys will go missing. If you’re running late, so will your phone.
December 4, 2024 at 5:31 AM
If you’re running on time, your car keys will go missing. If you’re running late, so will your phone.
If you try to demonstrate something cool, it will fail spectacularly.
December 4, 2024 at 5:30 AM
If you try to demonstrate something cool, it will fail spectacularly.
The more urgent the email, the more likely you’ll forget the attachment.
December 4, 2024 at 5:29 AM
The more urgent the email, the more likely you’ll forget the attachment.
Trust me, if you clean your car, it will rain.
December 4, 2024 at 5:27 AM
Trust me, if you clean your car, it will rain.
The delivery you’ve been waiting for all day will arrive the moment you step into the shower.
December 4, 2024 at 5:24 AM
The delivery you’ve been waiting for all day will arrive the moment you step into the shower.
You’ll finally remember the name you were trying to think of—after the conversation ends.
December 4, 2024 at 5:23 AM
You’ll finally remember the name you were trying to think of—after the conversation ends.
December 4, 2024 at 4:20 AM
Cyber Fucking Monday sale Law.
The only item not on sale is the one you came to buy.
The only item not on sale is the one you came to buy.
December 3, 2024 at 4:24 AM
Cyber Fucking Monday sale Law.
The only item not on sale is the one you came to buy.
The only item not on sale is the one you came to buy.
Tech Law:
Presentation Panic: “The video will only buffer when you’re presenting to an audience.”
Presentation Panic: “The video will only buffer when you’re presenting to an audience.”
December 3, 2024 at 4:21 AM
Tech Law:
Presentation Panic: “The video will only buffer when you’re presenting to an audience.”
Presentation Panic: “The video will only buffer when you’re presenting to an audience.”
Traffic Rule: “The lane you’re in will always move the slowest—until you switch.”
December 3, 2024 at 4:20 AM
Traffic Rule: “The lane you’re in will always move the slowest—until you switch.”
December 3, 2024 at 4:04 AM
Finally joined BlueSky. It’s like Twitter, but with the added thrill of never knowing if it’s still invite-only or if my friends just don’t want me here.
#sarcasm
#sarcasm
December 3, 2024 at 3:58 AM
Finally joined BlueSky. It’s like Twitter, but with the added thrill of never knowing if it’s still invite-only or if my friends just don’t want me here.
#sarcasm
#sarcasm