Fingers crossed it works! 🍀 🤞🐶You’ll be amazed how believable people will be of crescent moon stains on your tail and any bit leaked on the couch.

Have you successfully averted suspicion by loudly announcing “man, it’s so nice that my diaper hasn’t leaked once tonight!”?

(Seriously, woof. Tough to be leaky without a change. Do you have a drink you can “accidentally” spill on yourself as a cover?)

12 paragraphs later: “It worked and the problem stopped. Thanks again. Go ahead and close the ticket”.

“‘‘Twas the hour of the sheep when I received your solution, while enjoying my fourth cup of black coffee. I gripped the mouse with resolve in my right hand as my left hovered above the keyboard. I wistfully reminisced of the events that led to this moment. When I first opened the ticket”

At least two of the pieces of artwork are by Pierre August Cot. Is he or just classicism a preferred artist/style? Are other works in the nursery by the same artist or from the same school? Were they chosen for the pun on his last name and the British term “cot” meaning crib? (If the last, amazing.)

Aw! I don’t know how you keep finding cuter ways to become a tinier and tinier puppy.

A great part of this is now when someone says “it’s time for tushy medicine” you’ll have no idea if they mean actual medicine or an enema.

3.1 is traditionally the soggy diaper birthday. (So is every one before and after it too.) Happy Birthday!

Might just need a little horsey ride.

(I hope someone else verified the numbers in this post. Knowing your level of regression and (lack of) achievement, I’m not sure we can still trust your counting skills.)

Happy happiest puppy birthday, Jacey! Maybe by 38 you’ll progress to needing permission to access devices at all, with them being safely held by your CG and little bro.

So glad you’re flourishing in your little pup life! You’re such a sweet and wonderful person who brings spreads so much joy.

Looks like a lot of people are about to learn about awesome punk music and how the listening experience is truly enhanced by filling diapers.

Love the idea of being so engrossed you don’t notice being changed or even being carried to the changing table and changed, possibly multiple times. The normalcy of “that potty stuff is not my concern. Someone else will wipe my bottom and tape me into a new diaper, I’m achievement hunting.”

Is there a sign up sheet, or do we submit a resume? Or just listen for the squish and look out for puddles? (This is Chicago, one of the “cities of soggy bottoms”, so that last one might make you tough to find.)

all while magnifying the visual and audible reactions of the crowd in the same room as you before/during/and after they witnessed you filling your pants.

IIRC, I think that’s the standard traditional poopoopants birthday celebration.

So glad to hear it. The goal was the digital equivalent of pulling down pants to let the diaper expand fully, then quickly pull them back up and cinching them tightly, a gentle and firm smush on the bulging bottom, then sitting you down (slowly quickly, or both) on a hard surface with zero give

Just to cover all bases

Happy Pup day, Poopoopants!
Happy Bork day, puppy poopoopants!
Happy pup day, poopoopants puppy!

Happy pup Bork day, to the puppy with the poopiest stinky *turns green and gags* poopoopants!

saying thanks for them doing routine tasks like— dishes, laundry, or other chores doesn’t mean I think it’s unusual or unexpected for them to do it, just recognition that it’s seen and appreciated.

I’m ironically the same way for opposite, very knowingly privileged, reasons. I grew up in a household where we were acknowledged and thanked for doing chores, even if it was expected. Led to more than once explaining to partners who grew up in environments like the OP comic that acknowledging and