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What are we doing ?

Elbows up #never51
People MUST get paid.
People MUST eat and sleep.

Profit ?

Profit’s a BYPRODUCT of people who thrive.

If your business needs constant input of funds — and your employees aren’t being paid…

Well you’re a sh!t boss.
December 12, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I mean he could at the very least say something hard but true.

“Overrated” or “bad” is not useful or even a relevant criticism.

If the target cannot adjust with an actionable change, then the opinion is just plain mean & meaningless.

But the point is that society reacted at “diss two white men”.
December 12, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I decided !

Midichlorians are attracted to natural force users.

Anakin & Rey are probably fit to burst with those buggers.
Ben Solo likely as well.

Luke & Leia just winged it the whole time. Best they could muster at first was parlor tricks. Then they studied.
Then trained.
And some more…
December 12, 2025 at 3:02 PM
There is a thing with Kyber crystals being semi-sentient.

So i GUESS now i see it as the lightsaber is the Force user’s …pet ?
December 12, 2025 at 1:21 PM
None of this changes the well-documented facts that state-sponsored, unvetted criminals are kidnapping people because they’re [colored] and [not rich].

In the USA.

Right now.
December 12, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Stalin ran a country on people and terror. Individuals meant nothing to the state – like in the USA right now.

I’m talking people – not profit – running a country’s agriculture.

Produce is meant to feed humans, you know. That’s it.
December 12, 2025 at 12:33 PM
No, different.
December 12, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Apparently i demand “decorations for the cat” in my sleep, which might materialise at some point.


🎖️🐈‍⬛
December 11, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Nah.

Lowest possible standard under the guise of populist “common sense”…

Those fucks have zero notion of civil right, procedures or protocols.

And no vetting, obviously.

It’s all state sponsored harassment of minorities.

Burn the White House down.
December 11, 2025 at 4:03 PM
NAZIS.
NAZIS DISCOVERED DECAFFEINATED COFFE.
December 10, 2025 at 10:55 PM
YOU KNOW WHO DISCOVERED DECAF ? KNOW WHO DEVELOPED IT ?
Look it up.
December 10, 2025 at 10:54 PM
HEW…
December 10, 2025 at 7:05 PM
WTF.

TNR is glass shards in the eyes.

Only good for XVIIIth century typesetting press and useless for digital !
December 10, 2025 at 3:41 PM
ALSO where is your serving of fruit !?
December 10, 2025 at 3:36 PM
It’s oatmeal, egg & toast…

It’s breakfast, people, not news.
December 10, 2025 at 3:36 PM
You’re only weak if you deny yourself the challenge of a full metal armor…

There is literally ZERO FLESH visible. 😆
December 10, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Hey i’m amongst thise people who began saying “LoL”…😥some time around 200X…
December 10, 2025 at 4:05 AM