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We are the unofficial, un-presidential library of the ugly truth. Chronicling the corruption, cruelty, and chaos for future generations. We have the receipts. Obsessively Fact Checked. Meticulously Sourced. Wickedly Funny. Objectively Terrifying.
Trump’s latest pardonpalooza isn’t just a gross abuse of power - it’s a full-throttle assault on truth and history.

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Reality Got Ratioed: The Great Pardon Scam and the War on Memory
When the official history is a lie, the resistance must build its own monuments. Welcome to the front lines of the memory war.
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November 13, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Demolition is for cowards. We need a permanent, ugly scar on the American psyche - and I know just the tenant.

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Don’t Demolish Trump’s Monstrosity. Demolition is for cowards.
Convert it into “The Trumpsonian,” an immersive anti-monument that preserves the truth of the Trump era and reminds would-be kings that America bows to no one.
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October 28, 2025 at 11:46 AM
The Wrecking Ball Cometh: Main Character Syndrome and the Murder of Memory

They’re paving over the past to build a shrine to the grift. If we don't archive the chaos now, our grandkids will think this fever dream was normal.

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Bulldozing History: Trump’s $300 M White House Ego Wing
He’s literally tearing down the White House East Wing to build a Trump-branded ballroom-erasing history in real time. It’s the latest salvo in a war on American memory, and the only way to fight back
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October 26, 2025 at 5:31 PM
The Pentagon Goes Dark: The E-Ring Just Ratioed the First Amendment

The vibe shift is terminal. When the War Machine ghosts the truth, the resistance has to get weird. Welcome to the blackout.

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The Pentagon Goes Dark: The E-Ring Just Ratioed the First Amendment
The vibe shift is terminal. When the War Machine ghosts the truth, the resistance has to get weird. Welcome to the blackout.
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October 23, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Plunging headfirst into America’s chaotic, carnival-like defiance against a wannabe monarch – because someone has to keep the receipts.

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Yellow Seas, No Masters: Dispatch from the No Kings Uprising
Inside America’s Largest Pro-Democracy Protest – and the Cultural Resistance Movement Built to Outlast It.
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October 20, 2025 at 6:26 PM
The Algorithmic Guillotine: How the Billionaire Boys Club is Privatizing Reality (And Why We’re Building a Monument to Their Madness)

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The Algorithmic Guillotine: How the Billionaire Boys Club is Privatizing Reality
The Mainstream Media is compromised, the feed is poisoned, and the truth is being memory-holed. If we don’t keep the receipts, the coming Digital Dark Age will erase the chaos.
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October 9, 2025 at 6:10 AM
The Truth Is Cooked. We’re Serving It Raw at The Trumpsonian.

Our four-part manifesto for navigating the collapse of reality. This isn’t a museum - it’s a savage, satirical reality anchor in a sea of weaponized delusion.

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Obsessively Fact Checked. Meticulously Sourced. Wickedly Funny. Objectively Terrifying.
Our four-part manifesto for navigating the collapse of reality. This isn’t a museum - It’s a savage, satirical reality anchor in a sea of weaponized delusion.
substack.trumpsonian.us
October 5, 2025 at 3:34 PM
History is a Psyop and the Narrative is Cooked: Why We Need The Trumpsonian to Keep the Receipts
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What Future Will We Build: Truth, Tyranny, or TikTok?
While Trump rewrites history in real time, one pop-up museum dares to scream the truth into the algorithm. Join the conspiracy.
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October 2, 2025 at 5:59 PM
The Algorithm is poisoned, the NPCs are rewriting the history books, and the only way to stop this fascist vibe shift is to main-line the raw, uncut truth. It’s time to build the Trumpsonian.

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The Simulation is Glitching: Brain Rot, Retcons, and the Savage Fight for the Narrative
The Algorithm is poisoned, the NPCs are rewriting the history books, and the only way to stop this fascist vibe shift is to main-line the raw, uncut truth. It’s time to build the Trumpsonian.
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October 1, 2025 at 3:45 PM
This won't be a museum. It will be a billion-dollar curated feed of disinformation. A hype house for historical revisionism, funded by dark money and designed to warp the algorithms of future generations.

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The Freedom Tower Rewrite: Why Trump’s Library Is a Threat
Miami’s Freedom Tower is being pitched as the site of a Trump presidential library. That’s not just a building; it’s a content farm for a future where facts get throttled.
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September 30, 2025 at 12:06 PM
This is how it starts. With brave people refusing to be silent.

To every single person writing in, speaking out, and sounding the alarm about this state-sponsored memory wipe: we see you.

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Opinion | Hands off our history, Mr. President
Readers react to Donald Trump’s order to change exhibits at the Smithsonian’s museums and zoo.
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September 4, 2025 at 6:59 AM
First they came for the Smithsonian. Now they're warning every other museum to fall in line.

This "chilling effect" is a threat. It’s the official memo telling curators to hide the ugly parts of history or face the consequences.

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Trump interference could have ‘chilling effect across entire museum sector’ - Museums Association
US museum bodies speak out against 'growing threat' of government censorship
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September 4, 2025 at 6:56 AM
An executive order to personally edit American history. Cool. Totally normal.

This is the official memo for a state-sponsored memory wipe.

Pay attention. This is how it starts. #Trumpsonian

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Opinion | The latest battleground in the fight for America’s story
Post columnists discuss Trump’s order to get rid of “anti-American ideology” at the Smithsonian.
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September 4, 2025 at 6:54 AM
The history books are on fire. He's holding the match.

Scholars are screaming that it's McCarthyism 2.0 - a national gaslighting campaign to make you forget every last crime.

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Scholar says Trump's efforts to reframe U.S. history is 'reminiscent of McCarthyism'
President Trump described Smithsonian museums as “out of control” for emphasizing, in his view, “how bad slavery was.” It's part of a pattern by Trump in his second term to reframe historical narrativ...
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September 4, 2025 at 6:52 AM
The Ministry of Truth is now officially open for business at the Smithsonian. Anything inconvenient - the bankruptcies, the corruption, the insurrection - is going straight down the memory hole.

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Column | The Smithsonian could be the beginning of Trump’s plan to edit history. Or the end.
The president may not like how the museum and research institution tells the American story — but Americans do.
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September 4, 2025 at 6:50 AM
He's trying to rewrite history. Again.

First the National Archives, now the Smithsonian. While he's busy trying to curate his own legacy, we'll just be over here keeping the receipts. All of them. #Trumpsonian

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Smithsonian removes Trump from impeachment exhibit in American history museum
A temporary placard, on display since 2021, described the president's historic impeachments. Officials said the exhibit was restored to an earlier version following a review of legacy content.
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September 4, 2025 at 6:43 AM
IGNORANCE
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BANKRUPTCIES
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WAR ON TRUTH
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LAWLESSNESS
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CORRUPTION
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CREEPY
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RACISM
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CRUELTY
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JAN 6
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