Merry Fleebmas Eve everyone! Don’t forget to stuff your Glorpian Mittens with plenty of fleeb for Granta Cloots when xhe comes at solar midnight!!

Bleebleblink just slandered me, everyone should know that he glindlebjorked my dorbus after my shorbi celebration, I cannot he believe I let him date my daughter

This is what the G̨̗̦̯͛ͫ҉̢lorbian Empire really looks like, Ģ̠͉̕̕luppies spending quality time in their Xantanar 900