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The Vertlartnic @thev.bsky.social · 3d
New Cutting-Edge Scans Able To Show Whether You’re Battling Long-Term Effects Of Covid Infection Or A Legion Of Demons
A patient going into a scanner Headline: New Cutting-Edge Scans Able To Show Whether You’re Battling Long-Term Effects Of Covid Infection Or A Legion Of Demons Story by Guy Moobray and Betty Disney-Makit Photo from Adobe
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The Vertlartnic @thev.bsky.social · 13d
No, You Have Lion Covid
A young man with symptoms of Long Covid Headline: No, You Have Lion Covid Story by Bernard Sworp and Reek Enderby Photo from Adobe
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The Vertlartnic @thev.bsky.social · Sep 4
Doctors Thrilled You’re Post-Covid, Recommend Rest, Flu, And Some More Covid
A doctor so so happy Headline: Doctors Thrilled You’re Post-Covid, Recommend Rest, Flu, And Some More Covid Story by Lissia Noodel and Molly Bdenum Photo from Adobe
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The Vertlartnic @thev.bsky.social · Sep 2
Why Catching Covid Endlessly Is Better Than Not Catching It Enough, And Two Other Things We Tell Ourselves To Feel Better When We’re Sick Yet Again
Some people who are sick endlessly Headline: Why Catching Covid Endlessly Is Better Than Not Catching It Enough, And Two Other Things We Tell Ourselves To Feel Better When We’re Sick Yet Again Story by Slant Gatherwool and Derek Pimhole Photo from Adobe
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The Vertlartnic @thev.bsky.social · Aug 26
Six Reasons Doctors Think It’s Hilarious That You Are Worried About Covid.
Some doctors thinking that your notes are hilarious Headline: Six Reasons Doctors Think It’s Hilarious That You Are Worried About Covid. Story by Miriam Coop and Graft Sledgebanger Photo from Adobe
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The Vertlartnic @thev.bsky.social · Aug 25
It’s Umbrella Users Who Are Causing All This Rain.
It’s Time To Ban Them Once And For All.
A vicious umbrella user. Headline: It’s Umbrella Users Who Are Causing All This Rain. It’s Time To Ban Them Once And For All. Story by Gerald Wallaby and Semolina Hedjphund Photo from Adobe
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The Vertlartnic @thev.bsky.social · Aug 25
Active Shelter Reported On Campus
A man with a gun or maybe an umbrella Headline: Active Shelter Reported On Campus Story by Bertrum Barrow and Semolina Hedjphund Photo from Adobe
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The Vertlartnic @thev.bsky.social · Aug 23
You’re Not More Sick Than You Used To Be. You’re Healthy And Well And Your Memory Is Great.
Someone sick Headline: You’re Not More Sick Than You Used To Be. You’re Healthy And Well And Your Memory Is Great. Story by Bertrum Barrow and Geoffrey Boshworthy Photo from Adobe
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The Vertlartnic @thev.bsky.social · Aug 22
American Millennials Are Dying At An Alarming Rate, But It’s Only Alarming If You Know About It, And Anyway It’s Totally Not Caused By Covid Infections
Millennials millennialling Headline: American Millennials Are Dying At An Alarming Rate, But It’s Only Alarming If You Know About It, And Anyway It’s Totally Not Caused By Covid Infections Story by Port Chasuban and Silica Weverley Photo from Adobe
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The Vertlartnic @thev.bsky.social · Aug 6
It’s Time To Introduce Adequate Ventilation, UV and Filtration To Remove Any Germs That Could Cause Illness.
In Homes For Lost Cats.
A cat Headline: It’s Time To Introduce Adequate Ventilation, UV and Filtration To Remove Any Germs That Could Cause Illness. In Homes For Lost Cats. Story by Garethy Smarmbasket and Lupin Edgware Photo from Adobe
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The Vertlartnic @thev.bsky.social · Aug 5
Sunscreen Does Not Work, Says Study That Made Participants Drink It
A fresh glass of sunscreen Headline: Sunscreen Does Not Work, Says Study That Made Participants Drink It Story by Isaiah Thananother and Jorge Philbert Photo from Adobe
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The Vertlartnic @thev.bsky.social · Aug 4
Air Filtration Doesn’t Work To Prevent Illness Says Study Done By People Who Didn’t Switch The Air Filters On Properly
A hepa filter that probably isn't even switched on. Headline: Air Filtration Doesn’t Work To Prevent Illness Says Study Done By People Who Didn’t Switch The Air Filters On Properly Story by Solomon Bundy and Meredith Belch Photo from Adobe
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The Vertlartnic @thev.bsky.social · Aug 4
Six Celebrities Who Totally Don’t Have Long Covid
Headline: A celebrity who totally doesn't have Long Covid Story by Jeremy Gentlebee and Snork Vasodilazhun Photo from Adobe
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The Vertlartnic @thev.bsky.social · Jun 17
Maybe It’s A Good Thing That Covid Infection While Pregnant Can Cause Developmental Delay In Toddlers When The World Is Moving So Fast
A toddler Headline: Maybe It’s A Good Thing That Covid Infection While Pregnant Can Cause Developmental Delay In Toddlers When The World Is Moving So Fast Story by Perry Stalsis and Ulma Thwack Photo from Unsplash
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The Vertlartnic @thev.bsky.social · Jun 17
Let’s Beat Climate Change The Same Way We Beat Covid
A politician Headline: Let’s Beat Climate Change The Same Way We Beat Covid Story by Maureen Barnet and Les Bleating Photo from Adobe
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The Vertlartnic @thev.bsky.social · Jun 17
FAFO Principle Fails As A Personal Learning Tool When The Finding Out Is Fatal, Says Study
Man FAFOes. Headline: FAFO Principle Fails As A Personal Learning Tool When The Finding Out Is Fatal, Says Study Story by Harry Holm and Menzies Underreach Photo from Adobe
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The Vertlartnic @thev.bsky.social · Jun 17
Razor Blade Throat Not As Bad As It Sounds, Says Spokesperson For Virus
A woman with a sore throat Headline: Razor Blade Throat Not As Bad As It Sounds, Says Spokesperson For Virus Story by Gorfeela Wainwright and Ched Wurmsteegl Photo from Unsplash
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The Vertlartnic @thev.bsky.social · Jun 11
Why Are So Many Children Getting Long Covid? What Could Possibly Have Caused This? Lockdowns? Vaccines? Gluten? Screentime? Anxiety? Fortnite? Face Masks? What?
A sick kid Headline: Why Are So Many Children Getting Long Covid? What Could Possibly Have Caused This? Lockdowns? Vaccines? Gluten? Screentime? Anxiety? Fortnite? Face Masks? What? Story by Abner Gater and Ivan Lytomyzelf Photo from Adobe
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The Vertlartnic @thev.bsky.social · Jun 11
People Still Baffled By Mysterious Condition ‘Long Covid’ That Suddenly Appeared A Few Years Ago Out Of Nowhere.
A baffled person Headline: People Still Baffled By Mysterious Condition ‘Long Covid’ That Suddenly Appeared A Few Years Ago Out Of Nowhere. Story by Helena Handbasket and Bernard Partagaz Photo from Adobe
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The Vertlartnic @thev.bsky.social · Jun 10
This Asteroid Variant No More Likely To Cause Extinction Than Previous Asteroid Variants, Say Experts
Dinosaurs and an asteroid Headline: This Asteroid Variant No More Likely To Cause Extinction Than Previous Asteroid Variants, Say Experts Story by Melanie Catasteroid and Gelly Deaunuts Photo from Adobe
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The Vertlartnic @thev.bsky.social · Jun 10
June Syndrome Surges
Strange How School Makes Kids Dizzy
Experts Blame Something
Cherry blossom falls A headline is written here this is the alt text: Cherry blossom Headline: June Syndrome Surges Strange How School Makes Kids Dizzy Experts Blame Something Story by Neville Wontbudge and Gerald Highcoup Photo from Unsplash
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The Vertlartnic @thev.bsky.social · Jun 5
Covid Is Surging, So Remember To Protect That Important Bit Of Your Neck Just Under Your Chin.
A nurse protecting the skin just under their chin Headline: Covid Is Surging, So Remember To Protect That Important Bit Of Your Neck Just Under Your Chin. Story by Pivvi Swarthyboost and Dink Nerfdom Photo from Adobe
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The Vertlartnic @thev.bsky.social · Jun 4
Deaths Caused By New Covid Variant No More Severe Than Deaths Caused By Earlier Variants Say Scientators
A funeral Headline: Deaths Caused By New Covid Variant No More Severe Than Deaths Caused By Earlier Variants Say Scientators Story by Garth Polyp and Linus Wallpoke Photo from Adobe
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The Vertlartnic @thev.bsky.social · May 29
Sick Kids Are Actually Healthier Than Healthy Kids, Says Study Made Up By AI
A sick kid who is healthier than a healthy kid Headline: Sick Kids Are Actually Healthier Than Healthy Kids, Says Study Made Up By AI Story by Manny Tollobello and Byron Corklathe Photo from Adobe
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The Vertlartnic @thev.bsky.social · Apr 28
“Everything Is Fine” Say People
Someone for whom everything is not fine Headline: “Everything Is Fine” Say People Story by Simon Smith and Duncan Wytches Photo from Adobe
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